Why dogs are better than women. Dogs love it when your friends come over. Dogs don't expect you to call when you are running late. The later you are, the more excited dogs are to see you. Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs. Dogs don't mind if you give their offspring away. Dogs love red meat. Dogs understand that instincts are better than asking for directions. No dog ever brought a Kenny G or Michael Bolton album. Dogs don't let magazine articles guide their lives. Dogs never want foot rubs. Dogs find you amusing when you are drunk. Dogs like it when you leave lots of things on the floor. A dog's parents never visit. Dogs would rather you buy them a hamburger than a lobster dinner. Dogs think you sing great. Dogs don't cry. Dogs don't care if you use their shampoo. Dogs like it when you leave the toilet seat up. A dog's time in the bathroom is confined to a quick drink. Dogs don't notice if you call them by a different name. Dogs are excited by rough play. Dogs can appreciate excessive body hair. Anyone can get a great looking dog. If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate them. A dog's disposition does not change once a month. Dogs never examine a relationship. Dogs love long car trips. Dogs understand that smaller animals are made to be hunted. When a dog gets old and starts to snap at you, you can have it put away. Dogs like beer. Dogs don't hate their bodies. No dog ever put on 30 pounds after reaching adulthood. Dogs don't criticize. Dogs understand that you have to raise your voice to get your point across. Dogs never expect gifts. It's legal to keep a dog chained up at your house. Dogs don't worry about gems. Dogs don't want to know about every other dog you have had. Dogs like to do their snooping outside as opposed to in your wallet, desk and the back of your sock drawer. Dogs have no use for flowers, cards or jewelry. Dogs don't borrow your shirts. You never have to wait for a dog -- they're always ready to go. Dogs enjoy heavy petting in public. Dogs aren't chatty. Hell, they can't even talk. Dogs seldom outlive you. ..
You forgot dogs can lick their own balls............and women give that up after a while. BTW, anyone got a jar of peanut butter???....................................... come here puppy, puppy, puppy. :happy:
You forgot dogs can lick their own balls............and women give that up after a while. EDIT You mean after they get married!!!
Cam, with all the work in your shop, you don't have time to feed the dog or open a jar of Peanut Butter, let a loan go shopping for Puppy Food & Peanut Butter
Not only is it legal...in most places it is encouraged. :bigwink: Ummmm...i don't know what kind of "women" you are meeting. But, the ones that I am fond of...don't come with their own set to lick. :hmm:
