Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat,they talk about thier moonshine operation. Suddenly,a woman at a nearby by table,who is eating a sandwich,begins to cough. After a minute or so,it becomes apparent that she is in real destress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and say's "KIN YA SWALLAR?" The woman shakes her head "NO" Then he ask,"KIN YA BREATH?'' The woman begins to turn blue,and again shakes her head,''NO''. The hillbillie walks over to the woman,lifts up her dress,yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tonque. The woman is so shocked that she has a violet spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again,the hillbilly walks slowly back to his table. His partner says,''Ya know,I'd heerd of that ''HIND LICK MANEUVER'' but I aint niver seed nobody do it afore!"
