What are you having for Breakfast?

Since I am usually up all evening and sleep all day. Last night I decided to do something different. Went to bed early at 10pm and woke up at 7am. Needless to say, I never knew what Rumbly in my Tumbly meant, until this morning.

So I figured, hell let me try out this whole breakfast thing...I never eat breakfast...So needless to say, I didnt know what to expect.

I looked at the eggs, looked at the bacon, looked at some ham...and thought man that all sounds great, but I really do not want to clean up afterwards.

I look in the freezer and behold, I found the greatest creations known to man...

Ham and Cheese Hot Pocket and Egg, bacon and cheese Toaster Strudel

Needless to say, popped one in the toaster and the other in the microwave. Cooked them both for about 2-3min and slapped em on a plate. I also grabbed a glass and proceeded to pour my beverage of Minute Maid Berry Blast (yes its the pink bottle) and man am I stoked...

and all i had to do was wash one single plate and glass, even though I could have gotten away with the paper towel method and a bottled water, lol.

Just thought I would share my breakfast, so what are you having for breakfast?

Gabriel

 

Heart Healthy serving of Quaker oatmeal.

 

lmao

You are a nut job Gabe. hahahahaha

 

Copenhagen, dew, and um some dayquil

 

I dont do breakfast lol

but when I have to eat something...i can eat about 100 everything or onion or garlic bagels with cream cheese (preferably chive cream cheese)

substitute in some cheaper skoal and that sounds like my roommates from college lol

 

That just sent a shiver down my spine.

 

Oat meal, egg whites, protein shake and a sliced apple

 

Kelloggs Special K Vanilla Crisp Granola Bar ... they are only 90 calories, and they have a good about a fiber which helps my morning shit.

 

That's a good boy.

 

3 times a day like clock work I have my movements trained:future:
Had my BMI checked last week it is 20.6

 

:crying:

 

lmfao

 

Wade .. Buddy, you take 3 shits a day??? That would take me 3 hours, sometimes I barely have enough time to take 1 shit. Then its all rushed and I'm really bearing down on it .. its just not enjoyable.

but wow .. 3 shits, impressive

 

I am a single plopper myself. It is far more fulfilling to squat and strain for an hour once a day than to just have rabbit turds if you ask me...

 

yeah I'm with you on that one Mains .. I feel like Wade might be rushing the experience. When I sit down, I am ALL business. When I'm pushing product .. I generate results!

 

I crap more before 9am then most people do all day