Ok, no photos for this story, but I have witnesses (Ron, Maureen, Stevo, Charles). On the way out of the Spectrum (mall down in Irvine) heading toward the shuttle, we saw something so horribly wrong, well, it was horrible... Here are some visual aids... imagine navy/white striped pants kind of like these But REALLY REALLY tight... like so tight you can tell what sort of underwear (thong) the pants-wearer is wearing.... Notice how the lines all sort of LEAD the eye toward the general..um, personal area...this is a lot more obvious on REALLY REALLY tight pants... Now, how do you accessorize said pants? Shoes perhaps? Something like this?? Perhaps a white shirt and coordinating tie.. All this wondrousness...on a youngish DUDE with product in his hair, strolling along like he's JUST that cool... No, no actual photos of said guy, but then I didn't want to break my iPhone. My thoughts on whether this was um, attractive? "My ovaries collapsed." Fortunately I only saw him from behind...but that was bad enough. The stupid lines in his pants eye-raped me. :erm: It was funny at the time, but then I also had a beer buzz...
Actually looking at my SF pics...what the hell is wrong with Drew's ass? I don't think I want to know really...
of all the people to be parked next to and you get a member of the EQ!!!! lol btw - i was wondering where my outfit went i ordered........
The pants were a frightening sight, only made worse by the stripes being sucked into his crack, forming arrows!!
I just finished pissing on that plan, slow black car that parked beside me... hadn't completely buttoned the jeans back up yet! Ya... I paid her to park there.... boring cars make mine look better!
hahaha Yup, the dude THOUGHT he was a "Lady's Man" all right... NOT! That was too fricken hilarious. Sorry we did not take pics. Too busy making fun of him and chanting, GET A MIRROR, GET A MIRROR...
NnnnnOooooo.... My EYES OoooHhhh .... my for brain NOT THE THOUGHT OF THAT AGAIN ....... What a Fashion Statement ... I wonder if he shops at Aaardark's Odd Ark it's a clothing store in Venice, California question for Ron ... if it's called a Camel Toe on the front of a girl ... what is it called on the rear of a guy hint... follow the strips ... hehhehhe
Har har...so my Charger's like the fat chick friend that makes the skinnier chick look hot? :friends:
Eh, Drew's just got that "flat-ass" syndrome. Not sure which is worse, flat-ass or bubble butt like Momo's. Oh and back on topic, striped pants guy had a very perky ass. That or the pants were just really uplifting or something. Oh man...I need to throw up again...
yeah we were all either buzzed from beer or lack of sleep...so when she said that we all pretty much died hahahahahahaha Woulda talked to you buddy but you were chest deep in Hals car every time i saw ya LOL
You have no idea how bummed I am bout this weekend. I have no stories, didn't get to BS with anyone for more than 3 minutes. And she still went home on a trailer. :dumb:
