You May Be A SRT Owner If...

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  1. Derwood98

    Derwood98 Banned

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    This is one of my favorites. So, I will get a thread started here. You may be a SRT owner if:

    You brake for yellow lights...

    People ask if you have done something different to your exhaust...

    You spend more time at the gas station then at work...

    That thing got a Hemi?...
     
  2. StevoSRT

    StevoSRT Moderator

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    My favorite is...

    If your car is stock and people keep asking you how much money you put into your car in mods!
     
  3. ChargerGirl

    ChargerGirl Mama / DB Geek / Driver

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    You are compelled to do "parade laps" around the neighborhood after you wash the car. :happy:
     
  4. Derwood98

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    Ha, Ha, my other favorite is, where did you get those ground effects?...

    And one more. From a wheel wholesale supplier:

    Where did you get those wheels that say SRT on them? Duh!
     
  5. Ozzie

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    You might be an SRT owner if, when asked about gas mileage, you really don't know, or even care.
     
  6. StevoSRT

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    hahaha OOHHH YEAH!

    my favorite favorite one is "did you paint the breaks" or "how much did it cost you to have those breaks installed"
     
  7. ChargerGirl

    ChargerGirl Mama / DB Geek / Driver

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    Oh I get the "those brakes stock?" question still!
     
  8. StevoSRT

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    i think we will get them forever!...which is fine w/ me!...i love all the questions like that

    you might be an SRT owner if GM and Ford people stand in awe of your car everywhere you go!
     
  9. ChargerGirl

    ChargerGirl Mama / DB Geek / Driver

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    Exotic car owners ACTUALLY notice you in traffic and wave.
     
  10. SRT8NJ

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    brake for yellow lights...... Too funny.... I do that all the time when I am in my SRT. When I'm in my work van yellow means nail it.... We are so bad
     
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    You try to get your wife to tattoo "SRT" on her right butt cheek......
     
  12. StevoSRT

    StevoSRT Moderator

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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

    amen brotha!
     
  13. aplatero1984

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    You know if your SRT owner if.......
    you get out your beast to see how close you are from the curb when you are parking!

    Ace
     
  14. amtrucker22

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    When you see your SRT in the parking lot and then you smile... Then you get in and start it and you smile even more...
     
  15. Derwood98

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    Ha, Jeep GC SRT-8's now have tilt mirrors in the 06, and 07's. Thing of the past.

    Keep them cumming.
     
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    MADDOG SRT Driver

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    You know if you're an SRT owner if...

    Your grandson refuses to ride in Grandma's Mitsubishi and insists on riding in "Pappa's Fast Car".

    You park at the far end of the parking lot.

    The gas station attendant makes sure he uses the cap tether hook inside the door each and every time he fills up your car.

    You keep looking back over your shoulder at the car as you walk through the parking lot.

    Your wife said, when you drove it home for the first time, "You sure are spoiled." -Hint Your reply should be, "Yes I am. So what's your point?"

    Your 23 year old son and his friends want to go for a ride...with you!

    Your co-workers constantly conspire to get the keys from you for a lunch run.

    Your brother in law wants to trade you two boats and a pickup for your car.
     
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    people still ask me "whats that a charger?"
     
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    you may be an srt owner if when people ask you what kind of engine you have, you make sure to tell them its not a "regular" hemi
     
  19. StevoSRT

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    or your 23 year old son is the one who OWNS the SRT :thumb3: hahahaha...

    i am VERY guilty of the parking REALLY far away in parking lots and looking over the shoulder!! :dance4:
     
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    Or being the 22 year old with it and having More power than your dads STSv and he paid 2x what I did