Another Blond Joke

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  1. HalV48

    HalV48 They Call Me Patron

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    A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started.'

    Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?'

    The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.'

    Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.

    She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

    He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says,

    'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.'

    He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then ...' he said with a deep sigh . . ..



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    'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.'
     
  2. The "Reverend" CoolFlo

    The "Reverend" CoolFlo 300C - C = Classy!!

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    Hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Nice!!! Thanks Hal!
     
  3. 1bad4dr

    1bad4dr Mr. Meany

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    lol

    Was Cindy at the Corn Flakes again, Hal? hahaha



    *runs and hides*
     
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    loxmith Recovering Post Whore...

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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...corn flakes. :rofl2:
     
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    They weren't sugar frosted? haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
     
  7. HalV48

    HalV48 They Call Me Patron

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    They were when I was done with them.

    Cindy laughed until she saw your post.

    He's dead, wait till I see him. lol
     
  8. 1bad4dr

    1bad4dr Mr. Meany

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    lol

    The good news is, Cindy will have forgotten by the time Spring Festival comes around. hahahahahahaha

    Love ya Cindy. :baby:
     
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    Good thing they weren't Apple Jacks.... Hal would still be trying to put the Erector Set together....
     
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    what a dumb a$$ women.
     
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    Classic

    My wife , who is blonde, was laughing over this one!