The countdown has begun for Global Orgasm Day. December 22, 2007. Just remember that you heard about it first right here, on the SRT/C! I can just see some of you now .... "awww, come on honey! It's to effect positive change in the energy field of the Earth through input of the largest possible instantaneous surge of human biological, mental and spiritual energy!"
Arrhhhh ...but you miss the point ..... we're talking simultaneous climax on a global scale. Can you imagine what's going to happen to the ozone level as a billion or so happy campers roll over and, as one, light up that post-coital cigarette? :grin:
you have it all wrong... its supposed to be on the 23rd of december... seriously look at the SRTC Calendar
BWWWAAAAAAAHAAAAAA!!!!! :yahoo: Mains' birthday is Global Orgasm Day! BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! :rofl2:
hahaahahahahaha i got an idea...tell her that if you get some lovin...that you'll be in a good mood and that will let you work more relaxed which will in turn get you a raise to buy her lots of gifts!...that would work right? hahahaha :erm:
:no: Tried that one too. Tried everything ... :iluvff::flowers::love::worthy::dance2: , even :bottom:, but all I get is :furious:! Only thing I haven't tried is this "secretary" thing, hmmm ... :cheers:
I know, sorry bro, but it's true. Sad, but true. :sad: It's a fact that if you ever want to have sex again man (at least not by yourself) DON'T get married!! We used to do it a hundred times a day every which way possible, it was great! :yahoo: Then we got married and :rip:!! Seriously, I never thought it would happen to me but it did. Every married guy out there will tell you the same thing, if you find one that says otherwise HE'S A LIAR!! :bottom: Enjoy your youth now while you can bro! Get off the computer and get out there and "post" away!!! Oh to be in my 20s again :weep:
