1 less DRUNK DRIVER on the streets. WOOT!

Well Maureen and I decided to go for a drive last night, but first we need to fill up. haha 91 Octane is 2.81 a gallon. Saweeeet!

Well Maureen wanted to stop by LNT to visit her employee's for a minute. As we are driving up, there are three cars blocking most of the roadway. So I am cursing them not realizing the events that will soon follow..

We finally find a couple of parking spots and are walking up to LNT's entrance. We notice that the three cars blocking the road was actually a small accident. So I begin to curse again because these people COULD HAVE taken this to vacant parking spaces instead of BLOCKING the fricking road. haha

Well after talking to a few people, we learn that the White Toyota was rearended by the Jeep. The third vehicle, a GMC Yukon, was actually trying to block in the Jeep as this lady was trying to leave the scene. WTF?

After about 5 minutes, the lady in the Jeep see's an opening and squeezes between the Toyota and Yukon to attempt her get away. Well I see the Yukon begin to follow the Jeep and I figure, well he might need some assistance. hehehehehe

I run (no sprint) back to 1bad4dr and haul ass (sorry to the two SRT8 Chargers WTF? that I cut off in the process) to catch up to the fleeing Jeep. Problem here is I lost sight of them when running back to the car. I could only guess that the Jeep made a right turn at the end of the shopping center to get access to the main road. Good guess Ron. haha

I see the Jeep making a left onto the main road, but I am stuck behind three other cars (not involved in the chase) turning left as well. Fortunately there was no traffic (was 7:45pm) so everyone got to make the left. About 1,000 feet up the road is a traffic light. WOot. The was red and the Jeep was the lead vehicle and the Yukon was right behind the Jeep. No one in the left turn lane, so this is where I go. I stop at the Yukon to let the guy know that I am with him in the chase. Told him I would get in front of the Jeep to block her in when we cross the road. WRONG! The light turns green and as I attempt to make my move, the Jeep also leeps forward and swerves as if to side swipe me. WTF? So I am forced to make a left turn while the Jeep and Yukon go straight. Fortunately I know the office complex and its parking lot so I can use that to get back with the two vehicles.

Now, one thing I forgot about is coming out of the parking lot to the road that the Jeep took as a median preventing me to make a left turn. lol Well since it is rather late and this particular road is not very busy, I made a left anyway. haha Got to the first break in the median to get on the correct side of the road. Just in time to since there was an oncoming car at this point. haha whew!

Up the road a bit is a stop sign where I see the Jeep and Yukon making a right turn. Nice. This road is pretty much a country road that has no street lights and has dirt and gravel in the roadway. haha This road also is the begining of a small city (Corrales) that is comprised mostly of the RICH and snobby. haha

Since the road only has the three vehicles on it, I decide to make my move. I punch the gas, break traction, and go for the pass of the Yukon and Jeep. Finally gained traction and got in front of the Jeep. I slowly apply the brakes and realize that this BITCH is going to rear end 1bad4dr. So I punch it (just in time as the Jeep was inches away from the bumper), throw dirt and rocks all over the Jeep (hahahahaha) and begin to slow down once again. This time the lady in the Jeep followed suit.

I get out of the car and am YELLING and SCREAMING at this fricken Lady for the dumb shit she has been doing. haha As I approached the window, I could smell the alcohol. I thought I was gonna get drunk. haha So, I then reached in and grabbed the keys and told the lady to remain in her vehicle that the police would be here soon to take her to jail. hahaha

Yea, she was drunk alright. I was peeing my pants when the officers were conducting the field sobriety tests. hahahahaha Too bad she never fell, however she did use the Jeep and Cop car as a brace. hahahaha The officer found TWO empty alcohol bottles. 1 pint of Smirnoff and 1 pint of Bacardi. WOW!

So, she went to jail for DWI AND Hit and Run. WOOT!

Was a fun night.

 

Another case resolved by Ron.....check back next week when Ron follows some bank robbers with a can of mace!!! LOL!!!

 

SWEET!! Vigilante justice!!! Now you can add "law enforcement chase vehicle" as another solid justification for modding!!!

When are you installing blue and red lights in the front grill and rear backseat deck????

 

Nice job Ron! ...but you got to quit using show cars to do pit maneuvers... Next time grab one of the bystander's cars.

 

Apparently someone got video of that part:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adzp_wVe6QA



Nice work, Ron!

 

LMFAO

That is the BEST scene of that movie. hahahahahaha

 

You should get an INTERCEPTOR badge in that car now!

 

bwahahahahahahahaha

 

haha thats too funny ron, good job dude. i usually just dial 911 and give them the plate number.

 

and i woulda gotten away with it too if it werent for you meddling salvato's!! good job R, nothing i hate more then a hit and runner being that i am a victim of one.

 

Ron's our hero!!! :muscle::worthy::thumb3:

 

E-rep for Markus for the Scooby-Doo ending.

 

you got more balls than i do ron....... i would never use my car for something like that!!!! hahahahahahah my luck i would get hit worse than the first car!!! hahahahah

kudos to you officer ron!!! lol

 

No ordinance to play with any more so he's substituted hit-n-run drunk drivers.

Ummm... I want to know Maureen's reaction. Was it:

1) errr, ok... that's my Ron.
2) Go get 'em honey!

 

Sweet. Do I hear another Death Wish movie w/a Charger SRT8 in it??????? lol

 

I'm gonna go with option 3: That fawker I wanted to go too.


That sounded like fun ron good job.

 

i think nate has it right with option three!!! lol

 

Ron you are the man!!!!!!!

Wow what a story - we can all just say "thank you!" for doing that. What a bitch. Glad she got locked up before she killed someone!!!!

 

WTG and glad nothin happened to your car!!

 

Good job Ron and great story. I wish hit and runs where considerd a felony, maybe it would happen less.