Learn Chinese in 5 mins.

Discussion in 'The SRTConnection Lounge' started by nevinsrt, Oct 14, 2008.

  1. nevinsrt

    nevinsrt Getaway driver for hire

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    Read the "Chinese" out loud!
    1. Thats not right = Sum Ting ****
    2. Are you harbouring a fugative = Hu Yu Hai Ding
    3. See me ASAP = Kum Hia
    4. Stupid people = Dum Fok
    5. Small Horse = Tai Ni Po Ni
    6. Did you go to the beach = Wai Yu So Tan
    7. I bumped the coffee table = Ai Ba ng Mai Ni
    8. I think you need a face lift = Chin Tu Fat
    9. It's very dark in here = Wa So Dim
    10. I thought you were on a diet = Wai Yu ee ting
    11. This is a tow away zone = No Pah King
    12. Our meeting is scheduled for next week = Wai Yu Kum Nao
    13. Staying out of sight = Lai Ying Lo
    14. He's cleaning his automobile = Wa Shing Ka
    15. Your body odor is offensive = Yu Stin Ki Pu
    16. Great = Su Pah
     
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  2. ChargerGirl

    ChargerGirl Mama / DB Geek / Driver

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    Seen this before and its still SO ****!!!! :thongue2:

    Oh that's right...my married name is filtered...lmao...
     
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    srt-4chick Silver Supporting Members

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    those are great
     
  4. loxmith

    loxmith Recovering Post Whore...

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    Su Pah...
     
  5. NYCSRTATE

    NYCSRTATE Maximus Want 2 Go Fastius

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    I always hear from my guy on the phone: You waaa derivery?
     
  6. nevinsrt

    nevinsrt Getaway driver for hire

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    LOL not my prob tam :D
    some of us dont know chinese so its a lesson. :rofl:
     
  7. ChargerGirl

    ChargerGirl Mama / DB Geek / Driver

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    Meh, I know more Chinese than Marc does. :happy:
     
  8. nevinsrt

    nevinsrt Getaway driver for hire

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    :rofl2::rofl2::rofl2:

    that means su thang w ong
     
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    500snakz New Member

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    Hmmm....
     
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    ABMResto Muscle Car Rx

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    constipation = hung chow


    Guy on the phone... Ju wa fli lice, o egglo


    This stuff is really funny, cuz I used to work for a Korean engineering firm. I spent half of my time there teaching those guys how to keep from getting there asses kicked for saying a simple word wrong, in the wrong place, at the wrong time.

    Koreans cant say the letter "F", they replace if with "P" It was frikkin' funny! Oops... Prikkin' punny!

    Also the only place I ever worked where the break room looked like an open bar!
     
  11. DRKNE55

    DRKNE55 The Badguy

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    vietnamese people are by far the hardest to understand, i work with one and have to constantly say: "what?"