Don't Ever Cheat On A Southern Woman!!!

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  1. nevinsrt

    nevinsrt Getaway driver for hire

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    Nothing's worse than a womans scorn ...



    DON'T EVER CHEAT ON A SOUTHERN WOMAN!!!!!


    A Southern wife came home just in time to find her husband
    in bed with another woman. With super-human strength, borne of fury, and
    cutting firewood power, she dragged him down the stairs, out the back
    door, and into the tool shed out back of the barn. She put his
    tally-whacker in a vice and then secured it tightly and removed the
    handle.

    Next she picked up an old carpenter's saw. The banged up
    cheater was terrified, and hollered, 'Stop! Stop! You're not gonna cut it
    off with that rusty damn saw, are you?' The wife, with a gleam of revenge
    in her eye, put the saw in her husband's hand and said......

    'Nope. I'm gonna set this old shed on fire, and go to
    town for a cold beer. You do whatever you want.

    :rofl:
     
  2. srt-4chick

    srt-4chick Silver Supporting Members

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  3. Cam

    Cam Management up n smoke

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    Welp guys, now you have it................my lifes story. :crying:
     
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    1bad4dr Mr. Meany

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    bwahahahahahahaha And Cam aint lying either.
     
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    SRT8 MoPower

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    Mrs Bobit's got nothing on her.
     
  6. Cheatek

    Cheatek SRT once, SRT always

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    Yikes, now that's harsh, funny but harsh, lol!

    (note to self ... be nicer to Cam, lmao!)
     
  7. StevoSRT

    StevoSRT Moderator

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    dont let them southern gals fool you with they darlins and sweeties!!...they are hard asses!!!!!
     
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    cherbear Supporting Member

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  9. BJB

    BJB Brian

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    What kind of beer?
     
  10. DadsSRT8

    DadsSRT8 Crusin in Mag

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    Shit guys it was nothing but a thang.. I just cut a little bit of the tip off and I was still good to go... in fact I beat the old bitch to Billie Bob's and was sipping a cold one before she got there.. but dam her sister was good...
     
  11. loxmith

    loxmith Recovering Post Whore...

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  12. LegMaker

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    guys, this is no joke....... my wife is from south georgia...... can throw a baseball farther than most men, and will kick most guys ass i know.....all this wrapped up in a 5'2" 120 lb frame.....yeah, looks sweet and innocent but if you piss her off there will be hell to pay. worst thing, she is always so quiet and mellow....even when the wrath is coming!!! lol
     
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    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

    That's hillarious!!!
     
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    DadsSRT8 Crusin in Mag

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    ChargerGirl Mama / DB Geek / Driver

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    I hope mark is smart enough to know that already!...DONT MESS WITH THE TAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  17. Cheatek

    Cheatek SRT once, SRT always

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    So you can take the girl out of the south but not the south out of the girl?? lol! :fear: