Nothing's worse than a womans scorn ... DON'T EVER CHEAT ON A SOUTHERN WOMAN!!!!! A Southern wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman. With super-human strength, borne of fury, and cutting firewood power, she dragged him down the stairs, out the back door, and into the tool shed out back of the barn. She put his tally-whacker in a vice and then secured it tightly and removed the handle. Next she picked up an old carpenter's saw. The banged up cheater was terrified, and hollered, 'Stop! Stop! You're not gonna cut it off with that rusty damn saw, are you?' The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, put the saw in her husband's hand and said...... 'Nope. I'm gonna set this old shed on fire, and go to town for a cold beer. You do whatever you want. :rofl:
Shit guys it was nothing but a thang.. I just cut a little bit of the tip off and I was still good to go... in fact I beat the old bitch to Billie Bob's and was sipping a cold one before she got there.. but dam her sister was good...
guys, this is no joke....... my wife is from south georgia...... can throw a baseball farther than most men, and will kick most guys ass i know.....all this wrapped up in a 5'2" 120 lb frame.....yeah, looks sweet and innocent but if you piss her off there will be hell to pay. worst thing, she is always so quiet and mellow....even when the wrath is coming!!! lol
I hope mark is smart enough to know that already!...DONT MESS WITH THE TAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
