Authorities: Burglar wakes men with spice rub

HAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!!! :rofl2:

FRESNO, California - Authorities say they've arrested a man who broke into the home of two California farmworkers, stole money, rubbed one of the men with spices and whacked the other with a sausage before fleeing.Fresno County sheriff's Lt. Ian Burrimond says 22-year-old Antonio Vasquez was found hiding in a field wearing only a T-shirt, boxers and socks after the Saturday morning attack.
He says deputies arrested Vasquez after finding a wallet containing his ID in the ransacked house.



The farmworkers told deputies the suspect woke them Saturday morning by rubbing spices on one of them and smacking the other with an 8-inch sausage.
Burrimond says money allegedly stolen was recovered.

 

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot????

 

that really is the only response to that...

 

"whacked them with an 8-inch sausage" ahahahahahahahahahaha owned.

 

I know this MO



Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo





I noticed Ron's not around this morning




RON?????????

 

Steve you have to much free time at work!

 

LOL....i was emailed that story....any amusing ones i find come from Yahoo! :mains:

 

You would have found that one anyway who you kidding :worthy::gotmail:

 

SOMEONE WOULDA...IT WAS ABOUT 8" SAUSAGES!!!!! HAHAHAHA

i can see the EQ now :drool: 8' Sausage :drool:

 

LMFAO dude you are insane!

 

X2!! WTF?!?!

 

that an above avrage sausage

 

Fugger. lmao

 

lol, illegal aliens are funny as hell.

 

so that's why he kept calling and asking if I had some Ms. Dash he could borrow. :erm:

 

i guess to find out what its like to be woken up by a good slapping by an 8" sausage...we should wait for the rest of the EQ to chime in!!!!!!!

 

Daddy do want some sausages?????????

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUrsHZSdsKU