C.M.J. Propietory Engineering Data (engineering eye's only)

Discussion in 'CMJ Performance' started by Jeff Hume, Sep 6, 2008.

  1. Jeff Hume

    Jeff Hume Dude in charge

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    I use this data every day and I enjoy what we do that's why we do it!!!!
     
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    see...now this is the kinda technical data im talking about!!!!!

    i assume that for people purchasing items from you they are allowed to "inspect" certain "items" prior :shifty:
     
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    jtsrt N2B8

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    I'm not an engineer but as a boobiologist I have to say I bet those things are rock hard and have lost all functionality (ie pendulosity). If they don't swing, squeeze, and bounce then I ain't happy!!! LOL
    JT
     
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    Bud GG EVO IX MR

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    But they sure are purdy now aren't they! LOL
     
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    well...i volunteer my services as a boob evaluator to test said boobs to determine the exact firmness and provide you with a detailed description to my findings
     
  6. Jeff Hume

    Jeff Hume Dude in charge

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    we use reflexology response data to evaluate the traction response from our rear differential assemblies and our super charger out put thresh hold. this data is put to a visual board and compiled to determine.
    A: orgasmatron response time
    B: testicular fortidude
    C: ocular penitration Depth
     
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    LegMaker LMI - LegMakerIntakes

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    dahahahahaahahah ^^^^^^^
     
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    jtsrt N2B8

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    It must have detailed description of all senses known to man in order to be vaild! LOL Taste, touch, smell, sight, etc, etc...
    Hell yea, they're pretty...
     
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    i would accept no other way of evaluating my friend!!
     
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    Jeff Hume Dude in charge

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    Ya know its funny but no two are ever the same

    Right?
     
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    StevoSRT Moderator

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    they are like snow flakes

    each special in their own way.... :drool:
     
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    Jeff Hume Dude in charge

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    exactly good analogy
     
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    Chris, do you make prosthetic boobs too?
     
  14. NYCSRTATE

    NYCSRTATE Maximus Want 2 Go Fastius

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    Greatest reference guide I have seen in a long time.
     
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    jtsrt N2B8

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    You are correct. Every girl on earth has a slight difference in their own breasts. It's your job to make sure you find out which one is bigger on your wife / GF and play with that one more!
    JT
     
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    1bad4dr Mr. Meany

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    What kind of times do those get at the track? Do they improve horse power?
     
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    what about sucking the other one till its the same size?

    THEY GET MY MOTOR RUNNING!!!!!!!!!

    yeah that was dumb but i had to say it
     
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    track testing is done with subject in passenger seat if one is available, if not
    subject may be strapped or mounted (no pun intended) on any suitable surface. then compression measurements are taken and analyzation of audible shreaks and screams are factored in. we may have to repeat this test several times in order to get to (wet factor testing) and in doing so-
    this data is logged and analyzed (graphed) and horse power improvements are then determined.
     
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    1bad4dr Mr. Meany

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    lol

    As long as you guys are doing the correct testing... :ronlove: