In my absence...

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  1. MotherMopar

    MotherMopar The One, The Only... MOMO

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    I've been damned busy with work and haven't been around much... I miss you idiots! Heck, I saw Rick for the first time in what, 2 months, this past weekend?!?!

    So, if you all want me around more, may I suggest the following course(s) of action, or come up with something creative yourself...

    1. Call the President or Secretary of Homeland Security and ask them to give me a break - or -
    2. Get ahold of "Ryan's People" and tell them to stop smuggling/dealing drugs.
    3. Give me about a cool $5,000,000 so I can retire ASAP!

    In all seriousness, although I'm not around alot as of late, I'm thinking of all my pseudo-gay and metro-sexual buddies here all the time... especially the canuck. LMAO!!!
     
  2. ChargerGirl

    ChargerGirl Mama / DB Geek / Driver

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    Yeah, it has been rather..undramatic here in your absence... missed ya so much I was about to start my own drama. :happy:
     
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    Bud GG EVO IX MR

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    TheSickness 1/2 Man 1/2 Amazing !

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    The President is lucky blinking is involuntary bodily functions. I doubt he has the mental capacity to remember a phone number....He ain't callin :D
     
  5. master_1011

    master_1011 The Man.

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    I saw you today....but I was in my truck.....
     
  6. Quick

    Quick Mgmt. - I can't help you

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    5M? Been having a bad few years at the track?
     
  7. loxmith

    loxmith Recovering Post Whore...

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    I didn't see you today....but I wasn't in a truck.....
     
  8. HalV48

    HalV48 They Call Me Patron

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    Godfather here.

    It was August 16th you last saw Rick, porkchop. That's only 16 days, not 2 months. I know absence makes the heart grow fonder.

    I guess when you blacked out after I took you for a ride and you squealed like a little girl, you forgot our little encounter the evening of August 16th at EQ headquarters in Eastlake proper.

    I'm sorry I didn't know your code word was "Dick Head". It just pissed me off and made me hit it harder.
     
  9. HEMISFEAR

    HEMISFEAR Ur Friendly Canadian

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    Dahahahahaha at The Godfather!

    We'll miss you sugarpants! Now stay safe and shoot someone with the new gun you're going to buy!

    jk
     
  10. StevoSRT

    StevoSRT Moderator

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    5 million wouldnt get you to 50 years old buddy boy hahahahahahaha

    50 mil might :happy:
     
  11. Cheatek

    Cheatek SRT once, SRT always

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    OMG LMAO!! I spit coffee all over the place reading this, thanks Hal! I knew they needed to pick a different safe word, lol!
     
  12. Bud

    Bud GG EVO IX MR

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    The term is "safety word" Hal. And an old girlfriend of mine said that "dickhead" would be our "safety word' if we ever needed it. Well, one drunken night down in Rosorito, Mexico, we needed it! She was pissed!!!

    Scott knows what I'm taking about! LOL
     
  13. DRKNE55

    DRKNE55 The Badguy

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    cmon people, things were diff back then....hal is using terminology we can all learn from. maybe in his mind, code word and safety word are the same and indeed synonymous with "dont stop, more, more".
     
  14. HalV48

    HalV48 They Call Me Patron

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    You got it.

    Quit is some more.

    Don't, Stop, Don't, Stop, Don't stop, Don't stop, Don't stop

    the children of the sixties thought they where all that about weed, and then they saw the movie reefer madness from the thirties.

    Cindy and I have used code works forever. The main one is when I'm being an asshole. She says "STFU ASSHOLE"
     
  15. DRKNE55

    DRKNE55 The Badguy

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    ah, i thought as much. my old girlfriend was fond of "youre such a whore" as a code phrase for me trying to get her to get with another chick and i.