The nun teaching Sunday school was speaking to her class one morning when she asked the question, 'When you die and go to Heaven...which part of your body goes first?' Suzy raised her hand and said, 'I think it's your hands'. 'Why do you think it's your hands, Suzy?' Suzy replied, 'Because when you pray, you hold your hands together in front of you and God just takes your hands first'. 'What a wonderful answer!' the nun said. Little Eddy raised his filthy little paw and scratched his little ball-bag and said, 'Look Sister, I think it's your feet'. The nun looked at the little degenerate pig-scrotum with the strangest look on her face. 'Now,little Eddy, why do you think it would be your feet?' Little helmet polishing Eddy said, 'Well, I walked into Mommy and Daddy's bedroom the other night, Mommy had her legs straight up in the air and she was saying, 'Oh! God, I'm coming! '... and if Dad hadn't pinned her down, we'd have lost her'. The Nun called Camp Pendelton and they dispatched a squad of Marines and released him in the back country of Pendelton, and of course the rest is history....
