Dont Drink from Hotel Glasses

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Hey Marky Mark,

Didn't I see you in the Directors Cut of BROKE BACK MOUNTAIN? MOMO is hoping that was you...........

MOMO was in BORAT. Remember the scene where they run through the hotel and then into that conference room naked! THE FAT HAIRY ONE WAS MOMO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Dearest Ryan,
I believe what you saw me in was the final cut of BrokeRYANSMOTHERSBack Mountain.
Regards,
Mark "Marky Mark" Markus
P.S.- Enclosed is some of her hair that I accidentally pulled out as I jackhammered her.

 

i was the rubber fist

 

did you superman that b*tch hahaha

 

No sir. It was all jackhammer because displacia had set in too soon before the Superman could occur.
Regards,
Mark

 

OMFG :moon: :drool: :imao:

 

And I just stayed at a hotel this past Sat. And drank from the glass!!

 

Liar you probally did :censored:

 

last weekend i spent it in the snow up in denver :nuke:

 

i'd go to the dr...like right now hahaha

 

that he is that he is :good::good::good:

 

only for a second...looked like the roofies were wearing off.

 

more commits from the Gay construction worker:bang::moon::fear:

 

LMFAO :ilovesrtc: :good:

 

so i just pulled my toung out her azz and left

 

hahahahahaha:gotpics:

 

My Dearest Mother described it alittle different. She told me about this limp, tequila sized pink hairless looking gopher worm *ICKED boy with a funny looking temporary tattoo that had the breath of Elton John after likcing his favorite target MOMO's arz after a 5 day backup involving an unknown meat in a Mexican burrito!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:moon:

She did say it was the funnest 2.5 seconds in her life............:woot:

 

You guys all have to move to SO CAL! I would never go home and probably need to wear diapers from laughing so dam much. My coworkers are looking at me like I'm crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

hahahaha...sounds good to me...theres no snow in so cal!

 

then she was lying because
a.) she wasn't concious
b.) she was dreaming about being ravaged by an ape
c.) she called me later that day and referred to me as the "beastmaster"
d.) she is still wearing the pearl necklace i gave her
she was probly just giving you the birds and the bee's talk about what your first time will most likely be like. dont worry, you'll get to know what it's like one day.