What would you do!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  1. diegochrysler

    diegochrysler Jose"GR8CHORIZO"Jalapeno

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    You are driving down the road in your car on a wild stormy night, when
    You pass by a bus stop and you see three people waiting for the bus:

    1. An old lady who looks as if she is about to die.
    2. An old friend who once saved your life.
    3. The perfect partner you have been dreaming about.

    Which one would you choose to offer a ride to, knowing that there could
    Only be one passenger in your car.


    This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once actually used as part of
    a job application. You could pick up the old lady, because she is going
    to die, and thus you should save her first. Or you could take the old
    friend because he once saved your life, and this would be the perfect
    chance to pay him back. However , you may never be able to find your
    perfect mate again.

    The candidate who was hired (out of 200 applicants) had no trouble
    coming up with his answer. He simply answered:
    'I would give the car keys to my old friend and let him take the lady
    to the hospital. I would stay behind and wait for the bus with the
    partner of my dreams.'

    Sometimes, we gain more if we are able to give up our stubborn thought
    Limitations. Never forget to 'Think outside of the Box.'

    HOWEVER..

    The correct answer is to run the old lady over and put her out of her
    misery, have sex with the perfect partner on the hood of the car, then
    drive off with the old friend for a few beers.

    God, I just love happy endings!
     
  2. DRKNE55

    DRKNE55 The Badguy

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    exactly what i would have done. old people are asking to die every time they step foot outside their house.
     
  3. Cam

    Cam Management up n smoke

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    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA,

    Me thinks in the EQ world,


    you guys would get the perfect mate to give CPR to the ole lady




    get all worked up




    have sex with ur buddy




    and then drive off alone cause the extra weight would slow ya down to much!!. :dunno2::rofl::rofl:
     
  4. Hemi31

    Hemi31 [email protected]

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    Lmao!
     
  5. StevoSRT

    StevoSRT Moderator

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    hahahahahahahahahahaha

    nice
     
  6. 1bad4dr

    1bad4dr Mr. Meany

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    bwahahahahahahahahaha
     
  7. diegochrysler

    diegochrysler Jose"GR8CHORIZO"Jalapeno

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    HOW THE HELL AREN'T YOU PART OF THE "EQ"?
     
  8. loxmith

    loxmith Recovering Post Whore...

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  9. markus

    markus Silver Supporting Members

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    well ryry if you must know, the first thing i would do would be end my questions with a question mark.
     
  10. MotherMopar

    MotherMopar The One, The Only... MOMO

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    You're not being culturally sensitve to Ryan's Mexican heritage (and therefore complete and utter disregard for English grammar). It is his 2nd language.
     
  11. Paxton

    Paxton Addicted to speed

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    1st off the old lady is better off dead so I would just let her go by natural causes. Then my old buddy and I would tag-team that perfect mate since there's no such thing as one and then have a couple of beers!!!
     
  12. diegochrysler

    diegochrysler Jose"GR8CHORIZO"Jalapeno

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    You want to talk to me about question marks, when you grammar sucks like MOMO in a room full of hot dogs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  13. DRKNE55

    DRKNE55 The Badguy

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    gay is the 2 guy 1 female threesome. </yoda>
     
  14. Paxton

    Paxton Addicted to speed

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    I didn't say anything about sword fighting during the tagteam action...that part comes later after the beers!!!!!:whistle: