Baboons often come with several different colors of asses to attract their mates. Maybe thats what you are looking for.
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If the center of the earth is hot and volcanic. How come we don't drill a hole and route all the plumbing to burn off the excess waste?
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A person could dig one foot a day from the time he is 10 and still would not reach the molten magma by the time he dies at the age of 80. plus the the cost of materials, time, and maintenance to this form of solution would not be feasible