The art of cow milking was first discovered (accidentally) by the ancestor's of Chris Mains. Not much is known about the discovery, except that this ancestor was highly intoxicated. (stolen from my friends commentary thread for several years ago)
Hmm... I have never had such an infliction, however I would assume freezing would be the better option. That or stop taking it in the pooper. Just a thought.
Appropriate you said "little", hahahhahahhaaa! Sorry, getting fftopic: as usual. Ok, here's a question ... how do you change someone's post count to 2000?? Hahahhaaaa