What's up with "YOUR" Neighbor?!? Fill us in...

I suspect everyone has had neighbors at one point in time that got on your nerves, were/are freaks, exaggerate, compete or just plain smell. We have heard of Tamara's anal neighbors, what's up with yours?

 

Mine likes to work out at and hour before i wake up and when i got to bed he start up again i think he has no life.
the other one is a Nam Marine who suffers from PTSD and yells at everyone except me.

 

Next door neighbor has a cat he calls Symba like the Lion King. Big Orange outside cat. Came up to my wife and I one day and asked us if we smoked weed.

 

LMFAO well did u hook him up J/K LOL
thats funny

 

My neighbor across the street power washes the inside of his garage incessantly. The wife and I have seen him do it in one day and his wife do it in the evening. We still don't get it but we suspect they were arranging dinner plates and cutlery on the floor shortly thereafter.

 

Lol, we don't do drugs.

 

I knw

 

Across the street on the corner lot this lady goes after squirrels trying to feed them nuts. She "talks" to them lol. Seriously we were outside one day and a squirrel was in her front yard, she tried to get close to it talking to it and squirrel ran over on our side of the street and she ran after it with a hand full of nuts. Squirrel ran up the tree and she left the nuts on the ground.

She's always outside calling for her cat too...

Some odd neighbors we have...

 

some time you feel like a nut, some times you dont, amond joy has nuts, mounds dont.

 

lmfao!

 

great thread Milan! i used to have a neighbor on one side who the whole developement suspected of killing his girlfriend. then across the street was a lady who would vacuum her lawn. yes thats right, shed take a frickin vacuum cleaner and use it on her frickin lawn. then to our right was a nice family who's 30-some year old children still lived with them. All divorcee's. One of whom's ex-wife would come over just so they could fight. One time me and my friend were sitting out front when they were fighting and she ran his foot over. I knew this because I heard him say "YOU RAN MY FOOT OVER YOU CRAZY BITCH!" The house I live in now is surrounded by dickhead farmers who have 100's of unused acres and said me and my freinds could take my quads out in there but then later renigged.

 

so where do i begin?...

my neighbors are a family of 4...husband, wife, and 2 younger daughters....

older daughter is 21 the younger is 18...

their mother has been trying for YEARS to get me to date either of them she really couldnt care less cause shes out her damn mind...and not hiding it either...she will basically try to "sell" them to me by telling me how great they are since she turns a blind eye to their worthlessness...the father works as much as possible to stay the hell away from them...the girls have an unhealthy obsession with me to the point that their aunt (who is 24 and one of my friends) has told me how they have looked into my house w/ binoculars before haha...

I am a good 5'10" 215lbs...and the older one is bigger than me...the younger one is hot but shes a whore of all whores and gets triple teamed or worse on a regular basis while on god knows what according to various people...the police are a regular occurrence on my street due to her drug use RIGHT OUTSIDE HR HOUSE...

there have been rumors (started by both of the daughters) that i have had sex with both of them numerous times and that i have "dated" them both...somehow i did this while away at college haha...

other than the fact that the older is a college fail out and the younger sister is about to graduate HS and follow the same path, they are a pretty standard...off the top of my head thats the general idea...

one of my favorite stories about them is one of the younger ones friends was outside her house and god knows what the argument was about...but after it was over he tried to kill himself outside her house by smashing his car into a telephone pole...yeah...awesome....

 

so you dont vacuum your lawn?...how do you keep it clean then?

 

i lick it

 

whore of all whores hahahahahahahahahaha

 

I have shit head kids in my neighborhood that thought it would be funny to shoot cars with pink paintballs. The neon was hit. I wonder if they realize that my .223 round is better than their paintballs.

 

they will when you whack em in the thigh with a black hills 77grain hp

 

I was thinking more of a kidney shot but a thigh will work... :secret:

 

or a kidney shot too. a bh 77gr hp is guarentee'd to make them do a backflip no matter where you hit them

 

no doubt! :rock: