A woman was in a coma, she had been in it for months. Nurses were in her room giving her a sponge bath. One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor when she touched her. They tried it again and sure enough there was sizable movement. They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, 'As crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma.' The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that they'd close the curtains for privacy. The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room. After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate. The nurses run back into the room. 'What happened!?' they cried. The husband said, 'I'm not sure....maybe she choked? Please remember this is a joke. Any death no matter who or how is always painful unless it is a child molester or rapist. I hate those pieces of shit!
I can't believe MOMO brain washed you. I thought you were above this, but once again someone from the East Coast proves me wrong. No nuky nuky for you for 6 months............................................:hypno:
Aside from the Momo talk...I lulz'd at the joke. And fuck child molesters. I have a gun in the house and I'm a pretty damn good shot.
you cant cut me off!!!!! im from nj silly pants. i just whored myself out in cali for a year, then the porn industry "dried" up. i lol'd too, sorry ryan. however where did child molesters come into this?