What to do when your wife is in a COMA!

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  1. diegochrysler

    diegochrysler Jose"GR8CHORIZO"Jalapeno

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    A woman was in a coma, she had been in it for months.



    Nurses were in her room giving her a sponge bath. One of them was washing

    her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the

    monitor when she touched her. They tried it again and sure enough there was

    sizable movement.


    They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, 'As crazy

    as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out

    of the coma.'



    The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that they'd close the

    curtains for privacy. The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's

    room.



    After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate.

    The nurses run back into the room. 'What happened!?' they cried.



    The husband said, 'I'm not sure....maybe she choked?


    Please remember this is a joke. Any death no matter who or how is always painful unless it is a child molester or rapist. I hate those pieces of shit!
     
  2. markus

    markus Silver Supporting Members

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    i know what you do when your wifes in a coman....you give your stock cats to ralph
     
  3. diegochrysler

    diegochrysler Jose"GR8CHORIZO"Jalapeno

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    I can't believe MOMO brain washed you. I thought you were above this, but once again someone from the East Coast proves me wrong. No nuky nuky for you for 6 months............................................:hypno:
     
  4. StevoSRT

    StevoSRT Moderator

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    Isnt marky poops from Cali? hahaha....

    but yeah that was an amusing joke too hahahahahahaha
     
  5. master_1011

    master_1011 The Man.

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    Aside from the Momo talk...I lulz'd at the joke.

    And fuck child molesters. I have a gun in the house and I'm a pretty damn good shot.
     
  6. loxmith

    loxmith Recovering Post Whore...

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    :rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
  7. DRKNE55

    DRKNE55 The Badguy

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    lol, pretty damn good.
     
  8. ALABAMA MSRT8

    ALABAMA MSRT8 Full Access Member

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    he has to deal with that for the rest of his life.
     
  9. markus

    markus Silver Supporting Members

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    you cant cut me off!!!!!
    im from nj silly pants. i just whored myself out in cali for a year, then the porn industry "dried" up.
    i lol'd too, sorry ryan. however where did child molesters come into this?