OFFICIAL Momo Vortech Tracking Thread

Discussion in 'Engine & Performance Modifications' started by MotherMopar, Jun 9, 2008.

  1. LegMaker

    LegMaker LMI - LegMakerIntakes

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    hey shit head....... not all the eq are mecanical idiots....most, but not all!!!! lol

    i can turn a wrench as well!!! :getlost:

    even rick is skilled...... ever see his skills with a pair of scissors????? dahahahahahaa

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    yes, this is me actually turning a wrench!

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  2. 1fastsedan

    1fastsedan Destroyer of Warranties

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    Eh. You don't count, you're not in Eastlake. I forgot about the extended EQ network.

    Don't you turn 4mm allen wrenches most of your day?
     
  3. LegMaker

    LegMaker LMI - LegMakerIntakes

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    dahahahahaahahah!!! nice adam!!! hahahahaahaha
     
  4. Quick

    Quick Mgmt. - I can't help you

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    and he measures by "that should be about right".
     
  5. LegMaker

    LegMaker LMI - LegMakerIntakes

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    you are such an azz dave.........accurate, but still an azz!!! hahahaha


    actually, in the world of legmaking, i often have to use some pretty fancy gadgets in order to make accurate devices!!! hehehehee
     
  6. 1fastsedan

    1fastsedan Destroyer of Warranties

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    Maybe that was too much of an inside medical joke. Chris makes prosthetics which often use 4mm allen bolts and I'm a physical therapist so I'm often adjusting what he screws up. Just kidding, although I do adjust and do little repairs on them as needed.

    Man this thread went off the rails huh. And I contributed to it. I feel dirty.
     
  7. LegMaker

    LegMaker LMI - LegMakerIntakes

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    adam...... you are shitting me right??? you are a PT???? good lord, the amount of times i have had to correct a PT screw ups!!!


    ahahahahahahahah just kiding buddy!!!

    never knew what you did!! very cool! but if you were in my neck of the woods, you would not have to touch anything but the patient when you help them up!!!! lol

    oh, and i have fancy wrenches with 4,5,6 mm ends on them for any leg component!!!
     
  8. 1bad4dr

    1bad4dr Mr. Meany

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    Gotta LOVE these Dyno QUEENS... lol

    Dyno's are for TUNING PURPOSES ONLY...

    You want to know how much POWER it makes, go to the track and get some timeslips...

    Sheesh!

    Pretty soon Jason will figure out what an SAE Smoothing 5 Correction factor is and start adding that to his numbers. lol
     
  9. ChargerGirl

    ChargerGirl Mama / DB Geek / Driver

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    It was their first time running LXes on that dyno, so they were running them in 3rd gear and then shutting down I believe. If I were really worried about it, I'd go get it dynoed some place with experience I guess. But I'm not into the tuning aspect, just driving it on the road course, so I haven't bothered. I was just concerned because Momo's number was so much lower than mine. I'm not a dyno expert and do appreciate the feedback.

    I'm sorry for getting huffy. Sometimes the Irish in me rears its drunken fighting head. :whistle:

    Back to topic, where's the updates, Momo???
     
  10. ChargerGirl

    ChargerGirl Mama / DB Geek / Driver

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    *cackle*

    So mine's bitchy and Momo's is slow on the uptake.... :grin:

    Oh I'm so on Momo's shitlist now.... :flowers:
     
  11. sdcarguy

    sdcarguy A bit off

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    MoMos is getting torn down as we speak. Drews should be done here next...hopefully next week. Momos should be home before july and mine hopefully the first week in july...
     
  12. MotherMopar

    MotherMopar The One, The Only... MOMO

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    Only an EQ started thread could take this many twists and turns... good grief, I love you people! This and other EQ threads have more ups and downs than Cybil. Just the way I like it!!!

    ... like only I can do, BUDDY!

    Chris, I forgot how damned sexy you are... :huglove:

    LMAO!!! Nice Dave! Finally, someone else is getting bashed! *Phew!*

    Although I have never dealt with prosthetics, my kid has to wear a helmet to correct a flat spot on his head from birth... and let me tell you all... they have some fancy scanning equipment... VERY impressed and thankful!!!

    You are such a dirty boy, Adam... you see, while you East County folks are more mechanically-inclined, you're still all sick SOBs... <--- compliment, btw... you all are basically EQ, but with mechanical skills.

    At least my car's never seen the inside of a personally-owned trailer. :kiss:

    T, please, you're a new Mom... that just magnifies it... can't be mad at baby when you're up at 4am, so gotta get pissed somewhere! I read your responses, and was like 'yep... I'm there on occassion too, with 6 mo old Bryce'.

    Updates... none today, although Vortech (John F.) hooked me up with a favor (see new thread soon to be posted, titled: Logistics).
     
  13. Quick

    Quick Mgmt. - I can't help you

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    "This is Vortech Engineering. If you know your party's extension you may enter it at any time or press 0 for the operator.
    Press 1 for sales
    Press 2 for service
    Press 3 for billing
    Press 4 for the shop
    and
    If you're Momo press 9 for the latest hourly update on your friggin car!"
     
  14. Mighty Noid

    Mighty Noid Need bigger cam and bette

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    So Ron what is worst???

    A dyno QUEEN

    or

    A TRAILOR QUEEN :cheers::cheers:


    ??????????????


    (Running away now... :imao: )
     
  15. MotherMopar

    MotherMopar The One, The Only... MOMO

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    Dave, you're bitter because for the first time in forum history, Momo is getting a real mod and hasn't been off topic that much lately (at least not as much as usual) - and you're bored of the monotomy. Am I right? Can I get a sign brothers and sisters?!?!
     
  16. master_1011

    master_1011 The Man.

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  17. sdcarguy

    sdcarguy A bit off

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    wow thats a big sign...
     
  18. master_1011

    master_1011 The Man.

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    yeah...I had to change it.....
     
  19. ChargerGirl

    ChargerGirl Mama / DB Geek / Driver

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  20. Quick

    Quick Mgmt. - I can't help you

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    No. I'm not at all bitter about your blower. In fact, I'm really happy for you. You will probably appreciate it more and get more of a charge out of it than just about anybody.





    I'm bitter that you got some SUPER SECRET deal on new wheels with Vreds on them!! How come we didn't get the usual month's notice and discussion on that one, huh?