Mother Mopar Performance Center now has a great deal on all their entire body production kits. These kits GUARENTEE a 12% less drag for any car. Standard kits include everything you need for a direct and easy bolt on. Charger, 300's and Jeeps in stock. Extensions are in the works for the Magnums. New MMP performance exhaust now available as well. Nothing like bolting on 316 extra hp with our new exhaust! Ricks new 4X4 SRT-4 kits available next week.
NICE! Well it looks like MMP is finally turning some profits, so it is time to start charging MMP vendor fees. Jason, the monthly fee's are 575,832,291.01 monthly. If these fee's are not in our account within the next 1 1/2 business days, we will be forced to cancel ALL subscriptions and permanently add you to your own hood ornimate.
Yes, it is.... especially with the custom NOS exhaust tubes keeping your windshield clear at over 210 mph!
What do you mean Suddenly....? Like you will ever get more allowance from your own paycheck than you ever do...
What's wrong with that! I trust my wife................that is her over there with the COACH purse, shoes, dress, ear-rings, necklace and Rolex.
