Rats! No... literally!

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  1. DRKNE55

    DRKNE55 The Badguy

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    naw rick doesnt have enough man boob for me...:cry2:


    ...drew on the other hand.
     
  2. Quick

    Quick Mgmt. - I can't help you

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    Anybody catch that on Dr. Dean Edel a day or two ago?

    They're called "moobs" and there was a court case over it. Some guy with ample moobs was out in a park or something with his little girl and had his shirt off. Some guy was video taping them and it drew attention because people thought he might be a child molester or something. Turns out he was gay and video taping to get the guy with the moobs.

    So the court case was if it was voyeurism or not. Voyeurism requires that "private parts" be involved. So the question was if moobs are private parts like boobs are private parts. (decision was no) hahaha
     
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    kingnate Full Access Member

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    Hahahaha my 2 huskies do the same same thing. They will help me track them down but once they find a nest they have a seat a look at me like "There he is go get 'em f***er." Now gophers are a different story.
     
  4. DRKNE55

    DRKNE55 The Badguy

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    i love killing gophers/ground squirrels. nail em with a 22 or 223 as they scamper across the ground.

    when i was a kid, i made some pretty good money shooting those things on golf courses and peoples homes.
     
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    Paxton Addicted to speed

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    Got a suggestion...get yourself some pussy(cat) and let em' have some fun!!!!!
     
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    diegochrysler Jose"GR8CHORIZO"Jalapeno

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    Poor dog is never satisfied then!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:whistle:
     
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    diegochrysler Jose"GR8CHORIZO"Jalapeno

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    Can you say, "DRUPPIE"!
     
  8. DRKNE55

    DRKNE55 The Badguy

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    hangers? man milkers? hmm.....:baby:
     
  9. MotherMopar

    MotherMopar The One, The Only... MOMO

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    Canadian rats? Were they wearing mukluks?!?!

    So that's where the rabies came from! Whew... I thought I got it from Ryan!

    Ass.

    Yeah, but Hemi's a big drueling softy... kind of like comparing John Candy to Mike Tyson.

    There's the crux of the hate!

    I thought about cats... there were alot of cats in the neighborhood running freely... then the coyotes figured out "Hmmm... bigger than rats and even tastier".
     
  10. MotherMopar

    MotherMopar The One, The Only... MOMO

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    Back On Topic: Remember the big SOB in the grill on Friday evening? How I caught/maimed him on Saturday, but he got away... but I figured he'd die from his wounds?!?!

    Woke up today, and there he was, stone cold dead... next to the same trap I hit him with before. He survived the initial attack, but got caught by the same re-baited trap (in the same location) the next night! He was not in the trap, but next to it. He must have gotten whacked and sustained some major injury, crawled away about 8 inches and collapsed.

    The other 2 traps were untouched. Waiting. Waiting. Waiting.
     
  11. diegochrysler

    diegochrysler Jose"GR8CHORIZO"Jalapeno

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    WAY TO GO RAMBO THE RAT KILLER! What MOMO isn't telling you is that he was wearing a red head bandana, sleeveless camo shirt, camo pants, camo boots and face paint when all this went down.

    Yes it was rainbow colored camo stuff:kiss:
     
  12. ChargerGirl

    ChargerGirl Mama / DB Geek / Driver

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    Monitor FTMFW!!! :happy:

    Oh and all the rats may be a sign of good fortune, it is the year of the Rat after all. :bigwink:

    Guess I'll have to keep Maddy away from your house. :blink:
     
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    DRKNE55 The Badguy

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    momo goes back on topic???!?!?!?! wtf????


    quoted for historical content.
     
  14. Quick

    Quick Mgmt. - I can't help you

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    Let's see... Momo starts a thread about RATS on a Mopar muscle car forum and then makes a big deal about going back on topic? Yes, Momo managed to actually get back on topic and that should be noted, even if the TOPIC WAS RATS.

    Momo, how do you know it was the same rat?

    If it was in fact the same rat are you saying it got hit TWICE by the trap on separate occassions, days apart, and still wasn't dead IN the trap? You should be very afraid...
     
  15. Cheatek

    Cheatek SRT once, SRT always

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    Jason, you didn't watch Ratatoullie did you, lol, you rat killer you!! Seriously, you got any construction going on close by cause that will unearth the little devils like crazy! Usually they hide out and only go where there's food unless they've been "forced" out of their nest by construction of some sort. Either way remove the food suppy and they should go or ... just keep setting traps. When they put in a new freeway nearby here years ago our whole neighborhood was overrun with rats, it sucked. Got traps (I don't like using poison with little ones around) and little by little I got rid of em all. You could try a cat like others suggest but that doesn't always work. I'd stick with the traps. Good luck man!
     
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    hey guys, i like men!
     
  17. HEMISFEAR

    HEMISFEAR Ur Friendly Canadian

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    Yes Momo, I guess the Canadian rat was wearing Mukluks too....buttsquirt.
     
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    I had rat problems at my last place. I had the traps down in the right spot, but the little bastards were wise to what a trap was and were first going around them, then hopping over them. The worst part was they were stealing the bait and even licking the god damn peanut butter off the trap.

    So I figured I was smarter than a damn rat and to keep them from hopping over I stuck a line of traps 6 wide and two deep.

    They had problem solving skills but geometry and ballistics weren't among them. 'bout a year later different rats, same solution.

    Oh and if you have laid out rat traps, in like this big Grid of Death, remember to take them down before you let your pet parrot walk around in the area.
     
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    Ya, some good pussy will always work wonders...You'll forget all about the Rats!!!!!!!Lol.:grin:
     
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