One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife "Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!!" His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded. The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. "What the Heck is this??" he said to himself as a little "dust" cloud appeared when he shook them out. "April," he hollered into the bathroom, "Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?" She replied with a snicker... "It's not talcum powder...... It's 'Miracle Grow'."
RIGHT ON RON, As long as you can touch all sides baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ron you truely are Mexican "PRIMO" I have to send you some Mexican Jumping Beans..
Jason tride the Miracle Grow for his hair treatment... no hair, but his scalp turned a nice pretty green for about a week!
dahahaha Good thing I am Italian.. I always tell my Mexican friends I am merely a RICH Mexican. bwahahahaha
I thought it was the Cheea Pet seeds he put on his melon that turned it GREEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:laser:
