lol, i bought an old girlfriend a pug after that men in black movie came out. that thing drove me crazy from the get go, he was into everything, drooled everywhere and shed on everything...the only thing i ever did for that dog was give it a name: yoda.
Our pug is a motherfucker, that dog pissed me the fuck off. Gawd damn inbread POS. He pisses on everything. Hell, he'll jump up on the patio table and if you left a pack of smokes up there.....it's getting soaked, set anything on the ground......drowned. We tried everything to settle him down including cutting his nuts off.........ah hell no, that didn't work either. Never again.
Actually that was a female, males get much larger! Obviously the water monitor didn't stay in the tub at all timesand theres no way in hell I would take a bath with her! The guy I got her from had $11,000 in reconstructive surgery done to his arms because of her and his own stupidity!
That's a rad pet bud!!!!..................hey, can I borrow her for a while. I've been having a problem lately with an major infestation of in-laws. :thanks:
Go to Home Depot. They got those bait boxes. Black boxes with little round holes (sort of tunnels) in the sides. You put these squares of rat poison in the box on little skewers and close the box. It fastens and also has a hole for a little padlock or zip tie to ensure it doesn't get open. That keeps the kids and dogs from messing with the poison. Since the poison takes a day or two the rat is likely to die where it lives back over at the neighbors. This is good since they smell a bit for a few days after death as they dry out.
Eveyone better lay off my Chihuahua! He is the best damn lazy, non-shaking, doesn't give a rats ass about no one, dog! He has ears like a bat! Whenever Bud is away on trips for work my dog is my protector! He stands guard at the door and doesn't sleep. He knows Bud is gone so he will stay on the perch of our couch and watch the door. Any little waste of sperm kids hangin' around at all hours of the night don't come around my door anymore! They don't know it's a chihuahua barking at them, so who the hell cares how "big" my dog is as long as those punk asses don't hang around! He's got a bigger heart than any other breed! :argue: MOMO...as far as the rats. Be careful they are not hanging out in the exhaust of your car! I just heard that rats like to sneak up in cars and chew up wires. Very damn expensive to fix. They are looking for warm places to sleep at night. Just heard it on the radio. It is way more common than people think. :shok:
Would be more then happy to loan her out, but I sold her to a breeder about 12 years ago. Had to get rid of her after someone broke in and "Tried" to steal her. Needless to say I got a call at work telling me I need to get home and catch her! Obviously the sign I had on the door warning people of " Dangerous reptiles" just wasn't enough of a warning. Guess the blood stains left on my carpet were a valuble lesson to someone!
Animals like that should be left to experienced handlers especially when they've only been in captivity for 2 months!
My friend does the same thing, but he has them fall into a 5 gallon bucket of water and the little bastards drown after exhaustion from swimming........HAHA, he killed 10 in one night with 3 different bucket traps and peanut butter
yup, we fixed yoda too, he still was the same dog as before. its crazy though, i had a 90lb pit, which was a girl and this fucking pug would beat the hell out of her. i just kept waiting to hear that yelp and walk over to find the pug missing its head.
This makes me want to get out some old Jerry Clower tapes! HHAAAWWWW! MOMMA, MOMMA, LOOKIEE HYYYYEREE WHAT A RAT!
You want to have real fun...get a blow gun. You can go real jungle and dip the darts in the "medicine" of your choice. Great just for fun also, these things are a blast! Very reasonable in cost but buy a slew of extra darts. The 24" ones are nice and compact. Get a 40 cal unit. I have one off these and they are great for varmits and flies (a fly really tests your accuracy, but you will be amazed at how well these aim....even the 24"). Don't take them for a joke, one of these darts will penetrate both sides of a pop can. The darts are held in quivers mounted on the blow gun. If you are an animal lover (or have pesky neighborhood cats) just buy the stun darts. http://www.blow-gun.com/storefront/merchant.mvc?Screen=CTGY&Store_Code=TZSI&Category_Code=Black_Widow Don;t forget one of these...cool http://www.blow-gun.com/storefront/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=TZSI&Product_Code=Extreme-Focus&Category_Code=10
Hahaha, Momo, you better go straight for the .50 caliber one. You're liable to overpower the smaller bores.
WTF? What's wrong with Deuce and Heidi?!?! Sure, they're like having 2 other adults in the house... but, they like you. SOB! Before you come over next, I'm gonna show them a pic of you, and everytime they see it, I'm gonna smack each of them in the face and kick Deuce in his dog balls! Then leave the door unlocked. LMAO! Operant conditioning! *Deuce and Heidi are Dobermans for those that don't know. And they like Rick, despite his obvious hatred of them! LMAO! In reality, Diego is the baddest small dog around. Alert and tenacious like a Mofo. He don't trust just anyone either... all good stuff in a good dog! He flips out when Rick whispers to him "Get them mother fkers"... too funny!
