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The Internal Revenue Service audits 87 percent of women who claim breast implants as tax deductions.

 

Scandinavian berserkers used to cut out their eyes before battle to spare themselves the sight of the carnage they invariably wrought.

 

I don't find them fun...

 

Human tonsils can bounce higher than a rubber ball of similar weight and size, but only for the first 30 minutes after they've been removed.

 

American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class.

 

The city of Slaughter, Texas (population: 11,284), has never had a homicide occur within its boundaries.

 

Rubbing Tabasco on one's upper lip before bedtime is an effective temporary cure for sleep apnea.

 

HAHAHAHA...

 

British pop singer Baby Spice is the great-great-great-great-great-great-grandniece of Archduke William Pinkley-Hogue of Standishfordshire, making her 103rd in line for the throne of England.

 

then find some funner ones!

 

The curved shape of a hockey stick is a throwback to prehistoric use of mastodon tusks in a similar game.

 

A Native American tribe in South Dakota collects bottle caps left by campers, using them as currency. Several banks in the area now recognize the caps as legal tender.

 

The only two days of the year in which there are no professional sports games (MLB, NBA, NHL, or NFL) are the day before and the day after the Major League All-Star Game.

 

Fish have "dandruff" caused by flaking skin, and it is impossible to filter all traces of it from drinking water.

 

Moths are unable to fly during an earthquake.

 

The first case of the common cold was diagnosed in 1611 in Stratford, England. The patient? John Common, who coincidentally gave his cold to William Shakespeare who said the new malady exacerbated his lovesickness, thereby inspiring several of his most fondly remembered sonnets.

 

Where are the fun ones...these one are just useless facts. :rofl:

 

"Hello Kitty" began as part of a covert propaganda campaign originally proposed by Prime Minister Tojo during World War II.

 

When in heat, female hippopotami secrete an oil with a flavor similar to strawberries. Kalahari bushmen use the oil to make flat-bread treats for children.

 

If an average human scrotum were stretched until all its wrinkles were smoothed out, it could hold a basketball.