Post Whore Thread

904

 

903

yes it does

 

902

 

901

 

HAHAHA...been there done that, you have to change it up some.

 

900

100 posts today

 

yea its that time

 

Counting, then ABC's, mix in some conversations (with yourself, or others if they are around) It's hard to make 1000 posts with no variety.

 

I had Cheryl to catch, to motivate me, and she had me to beat to motivate her... You need to find your motivation.

 

Something to help you push through the boredom...

 

getting close to closing time....

 

to help you catch the 2nd, 3rd or 4th wind...

 

You're not really going to close this thread today, are you?

 

i need to catch you and Cheryl

 

Kids Are Quick

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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you a sked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher

 

your talking about you leaving work RIGHT???????

 

'Cause 20,000 is only about an hour away.

 

unless Nevin hits the NOS-> again...

 

then it's only 15 min away.

 

Nope...I just got home

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