If you were an animal...

DAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAAA HAHAA. Now those are funny. I love them!! Thanks for the link Dave. Mukluks FTW! :grin:

 

Figure some kind of reptile, my chinese zodiac is the Dragon, and most all my family, friends, exes and yes even Marc would describe me as reptilian. Usually content to hang out and bask under a heat lamp but quick to get pissy and hostile. :chair: :happy:

 

i got a lot of practice with that type so the learning curve will be low. youre just jealous.

 

so does markus :love:

 

naah its more gritty than lubey

if you do it dry it eventualy lubes its self

 

but if you do it after and not use poo
its easer to insert but more dry

 

but the best lube is 15W40 its thick and long lasting
and wont seze up when pushed hard

 

I'd say the extinct Dodo bird.

Just an observation. :grin:

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA, THAT'S GREAT!!!!!!!

I'd say a snake ... how bout an asp? Or a viper??

 

Either a Great White or Tiger Shark..

 

Emperor Penguin
I find their social interactions and colony structures amusing.

In reality, I wish I could come back as my current dog (miniature dachshund). She sleeps 16 hours a day. She's more cat than dog.

 

Hahahaha, somehow I knew you'd say penguin! I'd call myself a shark but ... :crying:

(don't think that "GO HOME FLYERS!" will work on the Red Wings but we'll see)

 

Fruit Fly

 

haha, dont they have a lifespan of like 12 hours?

 

Fruit flies mate then die of heart attacks lol.

 

A donkey in tijuana.

 

I think you're thinking of may flies.

Fruit Fly:

• Tephritidae, the family of large fruit flies.

• Drosophilidae, the family of small fruit flies and vinegar flies, including: Drosophila melanogaster, often called the common fruit fly, which is an important model organism in modern biology.

• Gay slang with a meaning similar to fag hag

May Fly:

Mayflies are insects which belong to the Order Ephemeroptera (from the Greek ephemeros = "short-lived", pteron = "wing", referring to the short life span of adults). They have been placed into an ancient group of insects termed the Paleoptera, which also contains the dragonflies and damselflies. They are aquatic insects whose immature stage (called naiad or, colloquially, nymph) usually lasts one year in fresh water. The adults are short-lived, from a few hours to a few days depending on the species. About 2,500 species are known worldwide, including about 630 species in North America. Common names for mayflies include "dayfly", "shadfly", "Green Bay Flies", "Canadian soldier", and "fishfly" [1].

The mayfly belongs to group 1 taxa, or pollution–sensitive animals. This means if mayflies are in or around the water, the water should be of a good quality

/geek

 

gee tam, wikipedia much????? lol

 

for me, i would want to be an eagle...... i just love the idea of flying........