Luis and Francisco were having the burrito special at their favorite cantina, when they heard this awful choking sound. They turned to see this viejita (old lady) a few stools down turning blue from wolfing down some menudo. Francisco said to Luis, "What do you say Ese, shall we help her?" "Well Yeah", said Luis. Francisco got up and walked over to the viejeita and asked, "Can you briffe (breathe)?" She shook her head que no. "Can you speak?" she shook her head no. With that Francisco helped her to her feet. Lifted up her skirt and licked her butt. She was so shocked, she coughed up the piece of menudo and began to breathe with great relief. Francisco turned to his friend Luis with a smile and said, "Orale ese, see that "Hind Lick Maneuver" works every time"
Jason I didn't know you could choke on a grain of rice!!!!!!!!!! Just ask RICK and DREW no acting needed for their assistance:friends:
That is about as clean as it gets and I'm getting a RYAN................I'm calling Jesse Jackson tomorrow to get more minorities on this staff!!!!!!!!!!!!!:zorro:
We "OTHERS" are all minorities you 5th grade SHREKKKKKKKKK. Never said I was looking to bolster the 50% Mexican birth rate in CALI baby.
Get off the ItalianSSSSSSSSSSSSSS...........OOOOOEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOO.................BAAAAAAADAAAAAAABINGBBBBBBBBBDDDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAABOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
