History of The Eastlake Queertette

MotherMopar · Feb 20, 2008 at 12:41 PM

Bud said: ↑

We only take the strongest in the EQ. And make no mistake....we are to the forums what Roger Clemens is to baseball! Pitchers only, sauced up bullies who don't take shit, and will lie to your face! We will bend you over and butt fuck you into a coma while you're making breakfast for your family! No catchers here!
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Ah... spoken like a true statesman.

Bud said: ↑

Markus...you are a "true" talent! You my friend have a gift!! LOL
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He does Rick. He does. Only if...

markus said: ↑

EQ and VI are united as one.
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There does exist an Alliance... someone find the thread...

Cheatek said: ↑

Then why does it feel like fargin war??
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War is like love, dear friend. Sometimes it hurts, other times its fun.

markus said: ↑

because of all these tyrannical moves made by the eq to not only gather up partners and mods on to their side but also start threads that set them out as a single unit with power. we will issue you sanctions!
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We each have our own histories and heritage... we should honor both while striving for greatness together!

HEMISFEAR said: ↑

I agree Markus. I say you guys issue stiff and severe reprimands to all those involved.

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Milan, now that Rick inducted you, you are subject to EQ sanctions for speaking out against the regime!

Mains said: ↑

well today goes down in history. The first SRT-4 owner in the eq.... Yeah thats right you silly bitches
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This is VERY TRUE! Holy crap. I didn't realize the magnitude of this induction... Simply Wow!

BTW: Jeff (aka: master_1011) is a SRT4 guy and is in Eastlake himself... even showed for a EQ M&G (as outlaw motorcycle gangs would call him a hangaround or a prospect)... Hmmmmm....

markus · Feb 20, 2008 at 1:18 PM

LegMaker said: ↑

markus, comments like the quote edit are what make you prime eq material!!! i know you secretly want in.....not just alliance!!! hahaha
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thank you christopher, i cant wait to be in you either! one day soon all the collective prostates in the eq will have felt true vi power jackhammering down hate and discontent all the way up into their colon!

diegochrysler said: ↑

AND this is something new for you NICK NOLTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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dont knock it till ya try it GARY BUSSEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MotherMopar said: ↑

We each have our own histories and heritage... we should honor both while striving for greatness together!
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amen brother.......amen

Bud · May 8, 2008 at 7:11 PM

Long live the EQ

MotherMopar · May 8, 2008 at 7:13 PM

Bud said: ↑

Long live the EQ
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The 1000 Year Queertette! Oppss... did that sound 'too historical'?!?!

6.1luvr · May 8, 2008 at 7:17 PM

StevoSRT said: ↑

wow...that was a disturbingly good write up jason hahahaha
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Agreed^... and now I am up to date on the EQ.

Bud · May 8, 2008 at 7:23 PM

MotherMopar said: ↑

The 1000 Year Queertette! Oppss... did that sound 'too historical'?!?!
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Jason, when you get a spare moment try to update post number one....quite a lot has gone on the past few months.

master_1011 · May 8, 2008 at 8:25 PM

I wasn't the first SRT-4 in the EQ??? :cry:

Bud · May 8, 2008 at 8:27 PM

master_1011 said: ↑

I wasn't the first SRT-4 in the EQ??? :cry:
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Who was?

master_1011 · May 8, 2008 at 8:28 PM

Bud said: ↑

Who was?
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It's a toss-up between me and mains..(I just read this whole thread).

But, given my proximity to the EQ.......

Bud · May 8, 2008 at 8:32 PM

master_1011 said: ↑

It's a toss-up between me and mains..(I just read this whole thread).

But, given my proximity to the EQ.......
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Fuck Mains....you're a made man Jeff....not a surrogate!!!

MotherMopar · May 8, 2008 at 8:54 PM

Bud said: ↑

Fuck Mains....you're a made man Jeff....not a surrogate!!!
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Roger that! Jeff took his licks.

master_1011 · May 8, 2008 at 8:56 PM

MotherMopar said: ↑

Roger that! Jeff took his licks.
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And enjoyed it.....:fear:

MotherMopar · May 8, 2008 at 8:59 PM

Bud said: ↑

Jason, when you get a spare moment try to update post number one....quite a lot has gone on the past few months.
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I added one thing... PM me some others.

BLACK1 · May 9, 2008 at 1:42 AM

Buncha' FAGS.... opcorn:

:whistle::huglove:

Bud · May 9, 2008 at 7:10 AM

BLACK1 said: ↑

Buncha' FAGS.... opcorn:

:whistle::huglove:
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And someone who just can't stay away from ANY EQ thread!!! :huglove:

Bud · May 10, 2008 at 6:41 PM

Bump for NetNathan!

MotherMopar said: ↑

History of The Eastlake Queertette

The long and storied history of one of the most prolific off-topic-posting cliques in SRT-oriented forum lore, can initially be traced back to a loose-knit group of SRT owners (and wannabe owners) on "The Red Site". It was there that this group, initially consisting of two individuals was first introduced to one another in mid to late 2005.

Bud and MotherMopar (aka: Momo, formerly MustangSally) then met in real life sometime in early 2006.

As time and forum growth continued, it was noticed that there were other SRT8 owners in the Eastlake Neighborhoods of Chula Vista, California; a southern 'suburb' of San Diego. One such individual was Stretch (Drew).

Scholars place the initial meeting of Rick and Drew somewhere in mid 2006.

During this time, other cliques were growing in size and strength in the Northern and Eastern portions of San Diego County. Namely, the East County Clique (comprised of sdcarguy, 1fastsedan, Mol, FF2Moe, et. al.), began to take root as the most recognizable and most often seen group of SRT8 owners. For those in the Eastlake neighborhoods, this was a sign of changing times, and the need for an organized band of SRT8 owners south of Interstate 8 was put to the forefront, otherwise, we'd either be swallowed-up or over-run.

Initially, we (Stretch, Bud and Momo) did not have a name to call ourselves. Then one day in 2006, on "The site of which we shall not speak" (aka: The District) Hal (a mod on these very forums today), noticed our bantering (that disproportionately consisted of homo-erotic snide comments) and dubbed us with a moniker that led to the concept of "Queertette". The finishing touches on our name came soon thereafter; we adopted our generalized area (Eastlake) and combined it with "Queertette".

The once rag-tag group of three was now officially known as The Eastlake Queertette. A name that would live in forum infamy from that day forth.

Now that we were organized, our influence and social corruption spread like wildfire. Most notably was on "The District". On that now defunct forum, our legend grew, culminating in the eventual destruction and shutting-down of that site (with the help of others). The owner of that site back-stabbed our beloved 1bad4dr (Ron) and the EQ swept in, calling for a mass exodus in support of, and in solidarity with Ron. Within a week, "The District" went from high activity to smoldering wreck... and then it was no more.

In 2007, diegochrysler (Ryan - a coworker of mine who lives in Eastlake) bought his 300SRT8, and was quickly initiated as a member.

In late 2007, FF2Moe moved his family from East County to the Southbay area of Chula Vista, CA. We recognized his credentials as an SRT8 owner and shortly thereafter offered him membership.

Also in late 2007, a long time supporter (since the days on The Red Site) was given Honorary Standing/Membership amongst the EQ. Legmaker (Chris) was our first, and currently only, member outside of Southern San Diego County... as he lives in Florida.

Today, we stand 10 strong with influence on the East Coast. Our tomorrow is bright.

Other Significant Events In EQ History

Not listed in any particular order and by no means all-inclusive:

District ROTM Contest
Apron Picture
Pink Leopard Print Panty Picture (see below)
The SRT6 Section Debacle (Ryan)
MMP (MotherMoparPerformace brand - via Drew)
Monkey Sex Video
MMSCR (MotherMoparSnideCommentReview)

2007: The Eastlake Rally Course is established by Bud on a seldom travelled dirt road on the outskirts of Eastlake... while driving a rental car.

2007: The Eastlake Proving Grounds is established on a winding road around the Otay Resovoir.

2007: The East County Clique and EQ hold their first summit South of I8 at Miguels Restaurant, Eastlake.

2008: Amidst a border skirmish, an alliance with the PoHo Bros was formed.

2008: Hemisfear (Milan), Master_1011 (Jeff), SanDiegoSRT8 (Luis) and Mains (Chris) inducted.

2008: Ron (1bad4dr) is approached by a bare-assed Rick (Bud) in the hotel lobby bathroom during the Spring Fling and is butt humped during the course of the event by at least 2 other EQ members.

I now call upon my brothers to post additional information on 'us'.

Pink Leopard... Grrr!!!

OF NOTE: I will edit/update the first post as time goes on, so re-read it occassionally.
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NetNathan · May 10, 2008 at 7:25 PM

Bud said: ↑

Bump for NetNathan!
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Thanks for the concern.
EQ forever.... buttlovers and all. "Deliverence" in deep south SoCal.
Power to the DEEP south SoCal.

MotherMopar · Jun 25, 2008 at 7:31 PM

Couple things added!

Bud · Jun 25, 2008 at 7:35 PM

MotherMopar said: ↑

History of The Eastlake Queertette

The long and storied history of one of the most prolific off-topic-posting cliques in SRT-oriented forum lore, can initially be traced back to a loose-knit group of SRT owners (and wannabe owners) on "The Red Site". It was there that this group, initially consisting of two individuals was first introduced to one another in mid to late 2005.

Bud and MotherMopar (aka: Momo, formerly MustangSally) then met in real life sometime in early 2006.

As time and forum growth continued, it was noticed that there were other SRT8 owners in the Eastlake Neighborhoods of Chula Vista, California; a southern 'suburb' of San Diego. One such individual was Stretch (Drew).

Scholars place the initial meeting of Rick and Drew somewhere in mid 2006.

During this time, other cliques were growing in size and strength in the Northern and Eastern portions of San Diego County. Namely, the East County Clique (comprised of sdcarguy, 1fastsedan, Mol, FF2Moe, et. al.), began to take root as the most recognizable and most often seen group of SRT8 owners. For those in the Eastlake neighborhoods, this was a sign of changing times, and the need for an organized band of SRT8 owners south of Interstate 8 was put to the forefront, otherwise, we'd either be swallowed-up or over-run.

Initially, we (Stretch, Bud and Momo) did not have a name to call ourselves. Then one day in 2006, on "The site of which we shall not speak" (aka: The District) Hal (a mod on these very forums today), noticed our bantering (that disproportionately consisted of homo-erotic snide comments) and dubbed us with a moniker that led to the concept of "Queertette". The finishing touches on our name came soon thereafter; we adopted our generalized area (Eastlake) and combined it with "Queertette".

The once rag-tag group of three was now officially known as The Eastlake Queertette. A name that would live in forum infamy from that day forth.

Now that we were organized, our influence and social corruption spread like wildfire. Most notably was on "The District". On that now defunct forum, our legend grew, culminating in the eventual destruction and shutting-down of that site (with the help of others). The owner of that site back-stabbed our beloved 1bad4dr (Ron) and the EQ swept in, calling for a mass exodus in support of, and in solidarity with Ron. Within a week, "The District" went from high activity to smoldering wreck... and then it was no more.

In 2007, diegochrysler (Ryan - a coworker of mine who lives in Eastlake) bought his 300SRT8, and was quickly initiated as a member.

In late 2007, FF2Moe moved his family from East County to the Southbay area of Chula Vista, CA. We recognized his credentials as an SRT8 owner and shortly thereafter offered him membership.

Also in late 2007, a long time supporter (since the days on The Red Site) was given Honorary Standing/Membership amongst the EQ. Legmaker (Chris) was our first, and currently only, member outside of Southern San Diego County... as he lives in Florida.

Today, we stand 10 strong with influence on the East Coast. Our tomorrow is bright.

Other Significant Events In EQ History

Not listed in any particular order and by no means all-inclusive:

District ROTM Contest
Apron Picture
Pink Leopard Print Panty Picture (see below)
The SRT6 Section Debacle (Ryan)
MMP (MotherMoparPerformace brand - via Drew)
Monkey Sex Video
MMSCR (MotherMoparSnideCommentReview)
Vortech R&D Vehicles
Milan KW Nutbuster Dupe

2007: The Eastlake Rally Course is established by Bud on a seldom travelled dirt road on the outskirts of Eastlake... while driving a rental car.

2007: The Eastlake Proving Grounds is established on a winding road around the Otay Resovoir.

2007: The East County Clique and EQ hold their first summit South of I8 at Miguels Restaurant, Eastlake.

2008: Amidst a border skirmish, an alliance with the PoHo Bros was formed.

2008: Hemisfear (Milan), Master_1011 (Jeff), SanDiegoSRT8 (Luis) and Mains (Chris) inducted.

2008: Ron (1bad4dr) is approached by a bare-assed Rick (Bud) in the hotel lobby bathroom during the Spring Fling and is butt humped during the course of the event by at least 2 other EQ members.

2008: Momo starts a thread accusing diegochrysler of not helping "THE SHOW"; many respond with hateful comments about Ryan... only to find out Ralph already solved the problem (ooppsss!).

2008: Ryan, Drew and Jason are offered to be research and development vehicles for Vortech (with one heck of a price)! Momo also gets KW V1s & chromed oem wheels.

2008: The 'greatest dupe in forum history' - Legmaker is pulled on Milan by Momo regarding the sale of KW V1 coilovers (http://www.srtconnection.com/forums/showthread.php?t=7443)

I now call upon my brothers to post additional information on 'us'.

Pink Leopard... Grrr!!!

OF NOTE: I will edit/update the first post as time goes on, so re-read it occassionally.
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Additions in bold! I wish I had a video of Jeff's ride along with me around the Proving Grounds!! LOL

master_1011 · Jun 25, 2008 at 11:38 PM

Bud said: ↑

Additions in bold! I wish I had a video of Jeff's ride along with me around the Proving Grounds!! LOL
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Why?? So the world could see my asshole puckering so tight it tried to eat the seat??

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