Bring It! The King of Off Topic: The Biography of MotherMopar For those new to the SRT genre of forums: I am the much heralded, most revered, often loathed, seriously twisted, u-t-t-er-ly un----disputed... THE originallllllllll "Off-Topic-Poster" of ALLLLLLLLLLLL TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMME ...(*Bruce Buffer voiceover) It all began way back when the Red site first started (chargerforums - for those not in the know). Folks, you are witnessing the work of a forum legend right before your eyes, on your computer screens; in the twilight of his career... the flame is strong, yet, unpredictible... I am the Brett Favre of Off Topic Forum Postings. From my infamous Canadian Bashing on the Red site to my luring innocent MEN into thinking I was a woman (upon which they summarily started hitting on me) to the highly disputed District ROTM contest, my screen name has been and is synonymous with everything NOT associated with car talk on the forums. I am the bane of the serious. The Achilles heel to moderators. The rapidly spreading disease that has morphed more times than Ron can delete, despite his hordes of censoring henchmen. I have evaded the mass bannings and have had other's banned in times long since past... I have been the hidden and not so hidden cause of more forum shenanigans than man can count. ...The one... The only... MOTHERMOPAR! (formerly Mustangsally) Does anyone dispute this?!?! Huh?!?! Huh?!?!
Jason, My LITTLE friend as long as you believe the BLAH BLAH BLAH you wrote above, that is all that is important!!!!!!!!!! I'm my mind I have a full head of hair, weigh 200 lbs again and am single. Then I wake up come to work and see you and wish I was asleep again.................:moon:
You can not jump into the ring with Ali and think you can fight.... :boxing: Momo, size up your competition baby... cause you not seen the artwork known as Mains (retired after 4 years of mayhem on RSW, 2 years of mayhem on [H]ardforums and ForumsOC) There are people that instead of Mains on their one my number is listed under OT. CHAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE :viking:
Considering I witnessed BOTH Mains and MotherMopar and their shenanagens... Hmmm a Heavyweight MATCH is forthcoming I do believe... <In steps Don King, aka 1bad4dr, aka Ron> This duel will comense within the layers of the Premium Lounge (aka OT) sometime in January 2008. So gentlemen, I suggest that thow begin your training (not on the C of course) and await MY final call to see exactly WHO is the MOST OFF TOPIC Clown of ALL times. fftopic: muahahahahahahahahahahaha
i throw my hat into the judges ring if need be ron, after all, all prize fights have three judges!!! (btw momo, i am easily swayed with dollar bills!!!) after witnessing the debachery that jason displayed over at the red forum, and the complete chaos he caused on a regular basis on the D....... i can only imagine what this sick, twisted, but oh so intellectual mind can come up with!!! i look forward to seeing the debacle come the new year and yes please guys keep it confined to the PREMIUM LOUNGE!!!!! maureen and i have enough heartburn trying to keep up with the shenanagins on the reg lounge!!!! hahahahahaha
I accept this challenge. However, I must put forth the fact that I know next to nothing about cars, mechanical issues, or anything in general. These facts are well documented. YET, I've managed to post as much as I have! A full .6 percent of my posts are on topic. Yes. POINT-6 PERCENT. I submit to the members and duly appointed mods and staff that NO ONE has had more, less-applicable things to say than I. No one! The history is there for the researching.
don't worry my style of OT has nothing to do with cars, and Ron will have to audit my admin log to make sure I am playing fair with you. We are good to go my friend. :dancinlock:
Oh... this is a contest of wits? Of comedy? I never purported to be a comedic genius... just an asshat with nothing on-topic to say... rarely ever, as a matter of fact. But, if its gotta go down, it's goin' down! But I'll make this contest much easier on the judges with ONE massive assault on your senses... something I've already thought of that will make your head spin and your stomach churn. Rest assurred, it'll likely make someone vomit.
And so, in this contest, there must be stakes. I propose that whoever wins, that the PUBLIC off-topic forum be named after their screen name... Momo's Off-Topic Lounge (MOTL) (for example) Anything less than such an honor may not be worth my time. If these are indeed the stakes, then I will amaze and horrify you all.
SHUT UP ALREADY MOMOITO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Your a winner already don't the voices in your head tell you that everyday................rop:
"the imagination of the proclaimation on this glorious occasion" will go down... The stakes of what you speak of can be rendered, but on a temporary basis. lol Of course this name of the Premium Lounge can and will be taken from the winner at any time a competitor feels the need to challenge the KINGS Off Topicness. hehehehe Oh this will be fun. :ilovesrtc:
yes, genious idea to rename the prem lounge after the eventual winner!!!! it could be an ongoing competition!!!! imagine the debachery that will ensue!!!! hahahahaha
