Went to the gas station

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  1. nevinsrt

    nevinsrt Getaway driver for hire

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    I went into the gas station today and
    asked for five dollars worth of gas....

    The clerk farted and gave me a receipt.
     
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    srt-4chick Silver Supporting Members

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    master_1011 The Man.

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    Thats not funny.....cause it's damn near the truth...:rofl:


    Ok..it's funny..
     
  4. Cheatek

    Cheatek SRT once, SRT always

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    that's about right, lol!
     
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    nevinsrt Getaway driver for hire

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    Paxton Addicted to speed

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    Everytime I go to the gas station I just Cry.:cry: Freakin' gas prices suck!!!
    I might every once in awhile fart in the car though...:whistle:
     
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    nevinsrt Getaway driver for hire

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    :fart:= :blowup:
     
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    Tweeks SRT4 Full Access Member

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    I just payed about $3.99 for 93 octane out in Northwest burbs of Chicago on Friday afternoon and had to refill again on Sunday night for $3.97/gallon. At the rate were going I probably won't be driving my T/A all the much this summer since that cost me $67 at one time last summer and it has a 21 gallon tank.
     
  9. StevoSRT

    StevoSRT Moderator

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    im going to go put gas in my truck right now (takes 89) and im going to pay more than $4 even at the cheap station lol

    and if i farted it would be worth WAY more than $5 hahahahahaha
     
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    nevinsrt Getaway driver for hire

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    sounds about right...

    $73.52 for a little more than 1/2 tank of gas hahahaha
     
  12. Cheatek

    Cheatek SRT once, SRT always

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    You know what's funny Nev? At lunch I stop to get gas, put my gas card in the pump and it flips out for a moment, finally it says to go ahead and pump. I put the nozzle in and set the little latch to pump on it's own and go wash the windows. I come back and see it stopped at $5. WTF, I didn't put in $5, I never do, this ain't 1980, that's not enough to get me out of the station, lol!! I try to pump more but it's done and says, "Come again!" So I put my card back in and proceed to fill my tank with no glitch. Hmmm. So after I'm looking at the receipts and the $5 one says it was "prepaid", it wasn't charged to my card. Turns out I got $5 worth of gas for free! Unfortunately at $4.15/gallon I didn't even get 1 gallon!!!!!! Doh! I think I'd rather just have the clerks fart instead, lol.
     
  13. Kevan

    Kevan SRT-10 Owner

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    $96.60 today.
     
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    nevinsrt Getaway driver for hire

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    Lmao
     
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    nevinsrt Getaway driver for hire

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    ouch!!
     
  16. nevinsrt

    nevinsrt Getaway driver for hire

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    i think i paid around $37 to fill up the skittle and $40 for the wifes cavalier
     
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    loxmith Recovering Post Whore...

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    :what:Uh...wha??? Someone needs to check their math again...:bag:
     
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    classic...... sad but true though....
     
  19. Cheatek

    Cheatek SRT once, SRT always

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    :oops: You're right, that should be 1.2 gals. My point is still the same, at 9 mpg it's barely enough to get home, lol!!