Ryan's Away So Let's Insult Him!

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  1. MotherMopar

    MotherMopar The One, The Only... MOMO

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    Ryan got called out of town and won't be on here much, so I think its time to air your gripes with him without fear of him posting 10,000 word essay responses.

    My gripe: He exists.
     
  2. 1bad4dr

    1bad4dr Mr. Meany

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    Why insult him? After all, Ryan only insults himself everytime he looks in a mirror.

    dahahhahaha :bottom:
     
  3. srt-4chick

    srt-4chick Silver Supporting Members

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    sweet.....
     
  4. 6.1luvr

    6.1luvr Baptized by Fire

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    I don't know the entire story behind Ryan but just reading title of the thread made me bust out laughing........Ryan is away so lets insult him...too funny:rofl2::rofl2::rofl2:
     
  5. Cheatek

    Cheatek SRT once, SRT always

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    Like you need a reason to insult him Jason, you never have before, I don't see the need for this thread ... oh, btw, when you say he was "called out of town" you mean he was deported right?? Hahahahahhahahhaaaaaaaaa (hey, I had to get one in)
     
  6. MotherMopar

    MotherMopar The One, The Only... MOMO

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    Buwahhh!!!! Niiiice! Come to think of it, it would be hard for us to top that... I mean, if you had to get up every-freaking-morning and look at a bald, 320 lb mongoloid with burrito stains and refried beans dried onto its chest... the miracle of it all is that he can actually stomach it! I mean the man can stretch his moobs up to his mouth and suckle on his own nips! How nasty is that?!?!

    Ryan... he's my coworker and friend... but his contribution to the SRT community and what he's best known for was starting a WAR in the SRT6 section when he insulted the '6' crowd with some ridiculous and childish statement that was totally uncalled for. Ron almost banned him... the only thing that saved Ryan was the support of the EQ when we, sadly, vouched for his 'real life' character. Ron hasn't stopped kicking himself for accepting our pleas to not ban him. Personally, and since that fateful event, I've been on a crusade to get Ryan banned for making the rest of the EQ look bad on a daily basis.
     
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    Cheatek SRT once, SRT always

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  8. StevoSRT

    StevoSRT Moderator

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    i'd like to state for the record...i love ryan as much as a man can love another man...and then some....

    OH YEAH BABY!!! :baby:
     
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    Cheatek SRT once, SRT always

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    WHAT?!?! Wait till Markus hears this! :ninja:
     
  10. The_Main_Event

    The_Main_Event Creme de la Creme

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    Yeah Markus will be first in line!
     
  11. master_1011

    master_1011 The Man.

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    I was thinking the same thing. Momo calls ryan his bish even when he's here...


    Deported...BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
     
  12. MotherMopar

    MotherMopar The One, The Only... MOMO

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    Ryan and I have a love-bash relationship. Ryan and Markus, they have a pecker-lips relationship.
     
  13. 6.1luvr

    6.1luvr Baptized by Fire

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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHahahahahahahahah.......I'm dying....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA........tears..........breath........HAHAHAHAHAHAHahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!
     
  14. StevoSRT

    StevoSRT Moderator

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    markus loves him most of all!! hahahahaha

    DAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
     
  15. HEMISFEAR

    HEMISFEAR Ur Friendly Canadian

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    Ryan is a traitor and should be tried for treason. That is all. The Canadian KGB is hunting him down in Tijuana right now.
     
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    markus Silver Supporting Members

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    why was he called out of town? was there a tomato crisis elsewhere and pickers were outsourced?
     
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    HEMISFEAR Ur Friendly Canadian

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    lol...he's online now
     
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    markus Silver Supporting Members

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    i think he should have his own section on the connection called brown town and in order to post there you have to call somebody a honkey at least once and also use the quotations out of context at least once.
     
  19. MotherMopar

    MotherMopar The One, The Only... MOMO

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    AKA: The Hardly Boys (look that up from a South Park episode)

    Actually, they allowed him to fly interstate!

    ... and anything and everything that you post has to make absolutely ZERO sense.
     
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  20. MotherMopar

    MotherMopar The One, The Only... MOMO

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    Yeah, but we're typing in English... we're safe until the translator arrives.