Ryan aka Diegochrysler's words o' the day !

As most of you know our beloved EQ brother is of Hispanic descent. He has trouble adapting to the english language, here are some examples. Please don't laugh too hard, he really is trying to get it right.


MEXICAN WORD OF THE DAY: WATER

My vieja gets mad and i don't even know water problem is!


MEXICAN WORD OF THE DAY: BRIEF

My homie farted gacho, bad, and I couldn't brief.


MEXICAN WORD OF THE DAY: MUSHROOM.

Orale vato, when all my familia gets in the car, theres not mushroom!


MEXICAN WORD OF THE DAY: CHICKEN

"My vieja wanted me to go to the store but chicken go by herself."

 

I liked this one :rofl:

 

mushroom and chicken, 2 favs!

 

You're going to have to increase the school time for him... it takes at least an hour beore he starts to pay attention!

 

Maybe we can enroll him in an after school special program.

We can't give up on him. We have to show support. :smart:

 

Those are funny, I am going to have to remember those.

Bill.

 

haha....that's great!

 

I lol'd.....good stuff.

I love the chicken and mushroom....

 

Luis, I think you're giving Ryan too much credit. You should see his reports at work... fuck! Reads like a drunk pigeon typed it.

 

LMFAO !!!!!!!!

 

mexican word of the day: horchata
you can keep talkin your $hit horchata fuck up!

 

mexican words of the day: liver / cheese
some vato tried to sweet talk my ruca, i told him, orale loco, Liver alone Cheese mine puto!

 

Who needs Rosetta Stone, you guys are teaching me spanish just fine.:rofl2:

Bill.

 

Lol, those are hilarious!

Lou, liver and cheese, lmao!!!!!!!!

 

mexican word of the day: JULY
You told me you where single but JULY to me!

 

why mexicans dont go ice skating? because we start making raspados! and sell em to gringos for 2 bucks! lol!

 

bill let me know ill show you the bad words to! lol

 

Why do Mexicans always have Tamales for X-mas ?

So we can have something to unwrap.

 

Hey Lou, you sure you're not part of the EQ?? Lol!! Maybe a silent partner, seems you fit right in ... or they fit in YOU, hahhahahhahahhahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

 

Unless you're Ryan... rich SOB.