Eastlake Bday and Moe gets spanked

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  1. MotherMopar

    MotherMopar The One, The Only... MOMO

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    Actually, the one Moe had kept falling off... just like all the CF on his car! LMAO!!!
     
  2. Cheatek

    Cheatek SRT once, SRT always

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    OH SHIAT LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  3. Mr. Moe

    Mr. Moe New Member

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    That correct people, Drews charger launches like crazy and YES you read correctly, I chirped the tires into 3rd gear...Can any of you say you can do that. But all mighty whitey failed to tell you, when I went into fourth i slammed it back into third and was yanking him in, he actually heard the down shift but we ran into an intersection and a red light...But it was fun...

    I will give you a head start..probably a few days head start seeing you can't even make it to a birthday party right in your neighborhood...and still spank you like you just stole my quarters out my ashtray while vacuuming my car

    Bring it on cue ball..oh wait last time I said that you got on your knees in front of me....

    Let's Race Cue ball

    I thought so too, but I also didn't expect to chirp 2 gears, thought I timed the shifts just right to eliminate that little problem

    The reason it kept coming out is because you kept crawling under the damn picnic table grabbing at my zipper whispering let me see pleeeaasseee.

    Now we won't tell anyone why it kept falling off...All I will say is Momo kept to himself in the corner petting something in his lap and saying "It's sooo BIG" and then he started choking
     
  4. Cheatek

    Cheatek SRT once, SRT always

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    Finally the voice of reason chimes in, thanx for putting those azzhats in their place Moe, hahahahahha!! BTW, I spit up my coffee reading ... "...and still spank you like you just stole my quarters out my ashtray while vacuuming my car" Totally pucking hilarious!!
     
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    Stretch Silver Supporting Members

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    Are you still fantasizing about spanking bald black men again?.... you worry me sometimes Brudda!
     
  6. Cheatek

    Cheatek SRT once, SRT always

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    Ah look who's here. SOOOOOOOOOOO Drew, now that Moe has finally chimed in on this "race" and we have all the facts would you like to tell us why you omitted the fact that Moe was reeling you in big time till the light?? Huh?? HUH??? (hey, he's got a maggie, I gotta side with him, lol!)
     
  7. MotherMopar

    MotherMopar The One, The Only... MOMO

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    Yeah, Moe calling me "cue ball" is like Elton John calling Richard Simmons a fag!
     
  8. Cheatek

    Cheatek SRT once, SRT always

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    Or Markus calling Ryan gay! (or visaversa)
     
  9. MotherMopar

    MotherMopar The One, The Only... MOMO

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    I don't even know if its possible to talk with cocks in their mouths... then again, Markus could recite Homer's Odyssey while chompin' on Ryan's!
     
  10. LegMaker

    LegMaker LMI - LegMakerIntakes

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    like i said in another thread scott...... your is done....it just took me a long time becasue the little mouse dick i was using as a negitive mold for you was very tough to cast......
     
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    LegMaker LMI - LegMakerIntakes

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    not if i would have made it.....
     
  12. Cheatek

    Cheatek SRT once, SRT always

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    So true (Jason, I spit up laughing so hard at this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

    Again nice you tool! Why don't you just anounce it to the world!!!!!!!!!!! Pucker. :secret:
     
  13. MotherMopar

    MotherMopar The One, The Only... MOMO

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    OMG... you killed your sex slave to make a mold...
     
  14. Cheatek

    Cheatek SRT once, SRT always

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    Lmao! Na Jason, he has a gerbil for his little sex slave, that mouse was Ron's!! Hahahhahahhahhahhahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!! (oh jeez, did I just say that, sorry ron!)
     
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    Dude, I am not letting you fondle my schlong to get a mold, you'd have Momo buying them all with his mod money
     
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  16. diegochrysler

    diegochrysler Jose"GR8CHORIZO"Jalapeno

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    Moe,

    Who the hell is AL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:doh:
     
  17. JEEP_SRT8

    JEEP_SRT8 Life is good!

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    anything going on this saturday in san diego i might be headed out there!
     
  18. Cheatek

    Cheatek SRT once, SRT always

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    Yep, just for you there's the National Fat Girls Convention going on as well as the First Annual LOU LOVES FAT CHICKS jubilee!!!! :harhar:
     
  19. SanDiegoSRT8

    SanDiegoSRT8 Hotbuns69

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    Moe, who in the hell are you kidding. You know damn well Momo doesn't have any "Mod Money". :gtfoslap:
     
  20. MotherMopar

    MotherMopar The One, The Only... MOMO

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    Fixed.

    See above, asshole! LMAO!