Momo's World of Haiku!

you sure you didnt steal that one too Rick?

 

You are out of form.
Do not post in non-haiku!
You should be ashamed!

 

you should suck my dick
i am the haiku master
no one comes near me

 

^^^^im sorry for that
lets never fight again, k?
back to haiku's now.

 

we are tied with 184 posts...........

 

Kym, we're haiku'ing
you should probly make one too
we expect no less

 

hey mr markus
I have already done one
and got an A+

 

im sorry then kym
i will now chastize myself
ill leave you alone :sorry:

 

5-8-5.....fail

 

you might wanna recount that

 

im lost.....i still get 5-8-5

 

how? are 2 of your fingers stuck together when you count?

 

no.....smart a$$

 

chastize is 2 syllabals

 

Morning light appears
The new day has awoken
Nature stirs and sighs

top that sucka's!!!!!!!! lol

 

im still waitin on this dark masterpiece to be topped

 

uhmmm markus
thats 4,5,4
i believe its 5,7,5?? lol

 

Look, it's cold outside
Let's stay in bed and make love
Your body feels so good

 

my bo-dy turns cold (5)
this de-mon stands o-ver me (7)
my or-gans shut down (5)

 

my bad....im doing the clap thing! lol