Momo's World of Haiku!

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  1. ntw0rk

    ntw0rk Puesto en miniatura puta

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    Sounds like a good plan,
    I will do the dirty too!
    Double the money!
     
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    triple the money
    we can get stevo in too
    plus we'll see him nude
     
  3. ntw0rk

    ntw0rk Puesto en miniatura puta

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    Steveo is so cute.
    We will make a ton with him,
    one great idea!
     
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    markus Silver Supporting Members

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    steves a real cutie
    think ill have some for myself
    ill sample the goods
     
  5. ntw0rk

    ntw0rk Puesto en miniatura puta

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    That would be unfair.
    don't you think you should share him?
    sounds like a tag team!
     
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    markus Silver Supporting Members

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    yes, i hear a train!
    he'll be the belle of the ball
    till we tear him up
     
  7. MotherMopar

    MotherMopar The One, The Only... MOMO

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    Gentlemen, excellent work!

    About whoring yourselves out, the EQ's Drew (aka: Stretch) is a great pimp... he offers 2 weeks vacation, a 35% cut and STD screening. The health benefits aren't too shabby either!
     
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    Cheatek SRT once, SRT always

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    Thanks Lou, that's better. Too bad I didn't see these last night before going to bed, I kept having nightmares about being suffocated. You know why that might be? You homo!!!!!! LMAO!!!!!!!
     
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    markus Silver Supporting Members

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    umm, dude what was that?
    you didnt keep the format
    its five seven five
     
  10. ntw0rk

    ntw0rk Puesto en miniatura puta

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    Ba Ha Ha Ha Ha,
    Way to school the thread starter!
    Ba Ha Ha Ha Ha!

    :grin:
     
  11. MotherMopar

    MotherMopar The One, The Only... MOMO

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    Green poop on my hand
    The little man had to squirm
    Thank God for strong soap

    *an ode to my son, who while changing him the other day, decided to kick and push my hand into his soiled diaper.
     
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    Anybody mind
    If I publish your Haiku
    Become filthy rich?


    You guys spend another two weeks spewing this brilliant poetry. We'll recap the fukkers, sort them by subject, publish a book, MOMO gets on Oprah and we sell it with all the other stuff Ron is selling. Anybody wanna be rich? Markus, if any of your sh!t was plagerized, we gotta know now.

    The gey prostitution chapter is going to be huge.
     
  13. ntw0rk

    ntw0rk Puesto en miniatura puta

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    I like this alot!
    This is a great Idea!
    Let's run with this one!
     
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    Read posts #136 to #146. These guys are having an intelligent conversation in nothing but Haiku, without missing a syllable. This is fukking genius!
     
  15. Cheatek

    Cheatek SRT once, SRT always

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    Markus and Scott are having an intelligent coversation?!?!?! How dare they!! :bottom: Lol!!
     
  16. JEEP_SRT8

    JEEP_SRT8 Life is good!

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    lol so im guessing you had a nightmare of you beeing suffocated cause you where the wine bottle??? hmmmm lol
     
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    JEEP_SRT8 Life is good!

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    Just got home from work
    what do you think scott more pictures???
    but of BIG OH girls!



    im good at the haiku stuff!!!
     
  18. ntw0rk

    ntw0rk Puesto en miniatura puta

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    Mmm, not so fast there,
    That is five, eight, then five more
    not quite a haiku
     
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    JEEP_SRT8 Life is good!

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    thats true, but member
    rules are always ment to be broken!
    so let me do my cinco ocho cinco!:shifty:
     
  20. Cheatek

    Cheatek SRT once, SRT always

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    LMAO!!! LOL!!! I'm telling you that's NOT a wine bottle, hahahhahahaa!! (hold on, I just puked in my mouth a little)