Momo's World of Haiku!

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  1. MotherMopar

    MotherMopar The One, The Only... MOMO

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    Leopard print panties
    So tight on my supple ass
    I know you want it


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    Wearing women's clothes
    Does it turn you on big boy?
    Smack it naughty pig!
     
  2. MotherMopar

    MotherMopar The One, The Only... MOMO

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    BTW Lou, keep dreaming with those bitches! Well, unless you're paying for it! LMAO!!!
     
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    master_1011 The Man.

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    BWHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHA


    Twisted...gross...but funny.
     
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    master_1011 The Man.

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    Rick likes Momo's ass
    He wants to touch it daily
    He likes it soooooo much.
     
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    JEEP_SRT8 Life is good!

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    your just jealious its not you im hugging! lmao!
     
  6. MotherMopar

    MotherMopar The One, The Only... MOMO

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    What if I was to say that you're right?!?! :supergay:
     
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    JEEP_SRT8 Life is good!

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    holy sh*t man! im not gonna be able to sleep tonight knowing theres a midget pervert out there thinking of me! lmao!
     
  8. MotherMopar

    MotherMopar The One, The Only... MOMO

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    Midget only refers to my height... LMAO!!!

    BTW: at 5'9" and 205, I'm not small in real life... but against Ryan's 6'2" and 65% body fat, I am indeed a midget.
     
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    JEEP_SRT8 Life is good!

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    65% body fat! lmao!!!!
     
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    MotherMopar The One, The Only... MOMO

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    OK, maybe I over estimated... 62% (he hit the gym yesterday).
     
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    JEEP_SRT8 Life is good!

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    mexicans dont hit the gym!! i should kno i am one. my ex gf bought me a stairmaster i stared at it all day and it didnt do sh*t...so i retuned it, bought me a CAI! lol
     
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    MotherMopar The One, The Only... MOMO

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    LMAO!

    Naw, Ryan has to hit the gym... carrying all of his cousins across the Tijuana river basin on a nighly basis requires a certain level of physical prowness... he learned a hard lesson after the heavy rains and resulting floods, that expanding his girth three-fold did not make him more boyant.
     
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    JEEP_SRT8 Life is good!

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    LMFAO!
     
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    JEEP_SRT8 Life is good!

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    the s-r-t family
    of course silver is the fastest color
    so paint your car silver

    jajajaja
     
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    markus Silver Supporting Members

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    welcome to all my threads
     
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    markus Silver Supporting Members

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    yumm...momo's buttucks
    it looks so very tempting
    FLAVA FLAAAAAV!! YEEEEAH BOOOYYYEEEEE
     
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    ntw0rk Puesto en miniatura puta

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    Cannot find a job,
    Think I will whore myself out
    One Quarter each time.
     
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    markus Silver Supporting Members

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    i will whore with you
    we will find u$ a good pimp
    and plow dude$ and chick$
     
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    ntw0rk Puesto en miniatura puta

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    That sounds good to me.
    Maybe I can be the pimp,
    management pro here.
     
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    markus Silver Supporting Members

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    ill do the dirty
    spent some time at chippindales
    yup, need to get laid