speak up ryan

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  1. markus

    markus Silver Supporting Members

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  2. diegochrysler

    diegochrysler Jose"GR8CHORIZO"Jalapeno

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    All right! I can't believe I didn't post this previously. I actually forgot about it until Jason mentioned it to me.

    When I finally decided to buy an SRT, I went down to the local dealership. I was still up in the air about the Dodge, Chrysler or Jeep SRT8. The dealership had a silver Charger SRT8 sitting outside. As all dealers a young eleveen-teen year old looking kid in his slacks, dress shirt and tie approaches me. He shows me the car and I let him lip flap for about 15-20 minutes. I then ask can we go for a test drive. He skips over to one of the managers and ask if we can take the car out. The photocopy of the CADL and we are off.

    So Dougie Houser drives the car off the lot. We drive about 2-3 miles back to Coors Amphitheater/Knotts Water Park. It is around noon and it was a nice day out. So, Jimmy Johnson-Houser decides on his own to stop at the entrance to a deadend road that runs between the entrance to Coors Amphitheater/Knotts Water Park and "LIGHTS'EM UP"! In my head I'm thinking I not going to buy this car! Petty-Houser Jr arrives at the deadend quickly and he turns the car around and gets out. I get out, get into the driver's seat and I'm adjusting the mirrors and low and behold I see two (2) motorcycle cops in the rearview mirror. I'm thinking great these Pork Chops are going to think I was driving. Low and behold there is a Chula Vista Police Motorcycle Academy right next to Coors Amphitheater. The cop walks up to the driver's side window and looks straight at Danica Patrick-Houser and says, "Can I see your license?" I was almost pissing my pants laughing inside. They proceed to rip that kid a new one. They tell him to get his manager and general manager down there right away. The poor kid is shaking and sweating. The cop never stopped ripping him a new one. At this point I didn't exist regarding the cops and kid. The manager and general manager show up and listen to the cops explaination of what happened. I rode back with the general manager in the Charger. He does the whole I'm sorry, the kid should of known better, he won't be allowed to take any customers for a test drive and the cops know we test run back there and just wait for us. I figured now would be a good time, so I ask him, "SO WHAT KIND OF DEAL I'M I GOING TO GET AFTER THIS?" He said he would hook me up, but found a better deal on my current car.

    Went to the dealer a few days later and Unser-Houser Jr. was still there.
     
  3. markus

    markus Silver Supporting Members

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    hilarious!!!
     
  4. CentralTexHemi

    CentralTexHemi PUNISHER

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    See that happens when your gay in real life:naww:
     
  5. MotherMopar

    MotherMopar The One, The Only... MOMO

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    Oddly enough, Ryan forgot to mention the citation he got for indecent exposure that day.
     
  6. Cheatek

    Cheatek SRT once, SRT always

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    That's hilarious Ryan! I could just see you shiatin your pants sitting in the driver's seat waiting as the cops were coming up thinkin you were gonna get the "rodney king" treatment, lol!
     
  7. MotherMopar

    MotherMopar The One, The Only... MOMO

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    Fixed!
     
  8. 1bad4dr

    1bad4dr Mr. Meany

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    bwahahahahahahaha

    And I LOVE the name changes throughout the story...

    Classic Ryan.. lol
     
  9. ntw0rk

    ntw0rk Puesto en miniatura puta

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    Too flippin' funny!!!
     
  10. Cheatek

    Cheatek SRT once, SRT always

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    Lol! That's actually what I meant, hahahhahaaaa
     
  11. nevinsrt

    nevinsrt Getaway driver for hire

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    OMG :rofl2:
     
  12. StevoSRT

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    that could be my 2nd favorite car buying story of all time...behind the guy pulling out of my dealership in a viper and wrapping it around a telephone pole hahahahaha
     
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    Stretch Silver Supporting Members

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    You know Ryan got his number for later though...
     
  14. diegochrysler

    diegochrysler Jose"GR8CHORIZO"Jalapeno

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    You couldn't satisfy him, so he went BROWN!
     
  15. MotherMopar

    MotherMopar The One, The Only... MOMO

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    Either brown, or functioning!
     
  16. diegochrysler

    diegochrysler Jose"GR8CHORIZO"Jalapeno

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    I've functioned all over your arzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz! Yvonne told me you speak Spanish in your dreams:yawn:
     
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    MotherMopar The One, The Only... MOMO

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    You dumb ass... "functioning" was a slam on Drew, you dipshit.
     
  18. diegochrysler

    diegochrysler Jose"GR8CHORIZO"Jalapeno

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    You were the only one that got that one. Calm down Mr. Super Crainium!
     
  19. Cheatek

    Cheatek SRT once, SRT always

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    Yea I got it right away, the "old age" insult at Drew's expense, what gives Ryan?? You're so intent on :argue: with Momo you missed it, lol, or so obsessed. You guys really need to kiss and make up, hahahhahaa
     
  20. diegochrysler

    diegochrysler Jose"GR8CHORIZO"Jalapeno

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    I got something he can kiss! He is used to kissing, licking and loving it:mouth: He is trying to act like he is working right now! Telling our sup he has something special for tomorrow. Yea, right whatever:doh: