april fools joke thread

Discussion in 'The SRTConnection Lounge' started by markus, Apr 1, 2008.

  1. markus

    markus Silver Supporting Members

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    pretty self explanitory. just a database so others can have an idea. i called the last person i slept with and told her i have aids. no i didnt. she already knew, her brothers the one that gave it to me.
     
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  2. sdcarguy

    sdcarguy A bit off

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    If your boss or coworker has an office with windows that open into the office. Take cardboard and packing peanuts. Tape the cardboard over the windows up to about 3/4 of the way to the top(from the inside...i added this for some of the EQ that might not have figured it out on their own). Fill with peanuts. This gives the illusion of a full office without the cost :)
     
  3. CentralTexHemi

    CentralTexHemi PUNISHER

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    I put saran wrap over the womens toilet you know they never look before they sit down
     
  4. MotherMopar

    MotherMopar The One, The Only... MOMO

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    Photoshop/create a fake license plate for your state (must be done well), with something obscene written on it, for example:

    "FUCKCOPS"

    Cut to size.

    Tape it over the victims real license plate...

    Happy Motoring!

    * you can even call a patrol unit to check out a suspicious plated vehicle... because you're a concerned citizen!
     
  5. diegochrysler

    diegochrysler Jose"GR8CHORIZO"Jalapeno

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    Nice Jackass! In other words check my plates from now on everyday when I leave!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  6. markus

    markus Silver Supporting Members

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    hahaha that is a good one though!
     
  7. MotherMopar

    MotherMopar The One, The Only... MOMO

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    Ryan, you jackass, I did that to Kap.
     
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    Stretch Silver Supporting Members

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    Ryan and Momo are actually straight.... now you know that's an April fools joke!
     
  9. diegochrysler

    diegochrysler Jose"GR8CHORIZO"Jalapeno

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    I thought you running out of Depends at Miguels and using the whole package of chitter seat covers as a temporary diaper was the April fools joke...........................................